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Recently I've been training
to be a cage fighter, no actually I've been training to be a referee
for kids roller hockey. Anyhow, this requires a lot of skating so to
brush up on my skills I've been going to a local skate park called Divito
Park. Now this is not a private place, it's loaded with kids of all
ages, but the ones that bother me the most would most likely be the
12 year olds.
When I was 12 I was watching
Power Rangers and driving a Power Wheels Jeep (Ironically I still do),
I wasn't going out and bothering the great one, which why would I bother
myself, and all that bullshit. While I was skating with my girlfriend,
who I might add is very hot, we saw a 12 year old gothic kid. It's bad
enough that we have the teens being gothic, but now instead of buying
your 3 year old a barney doll they will want a fucking Jack Skeleton
doll with life-like razor blade.
Now that I thought I had seen
everything I was proven wrong for only the 3rd time in recorded history.
There were about 3 fights in one night between 12 year old little bastards
fighting over boyfriends and girlfriends. Come on now, they aren't even
old enough to have sex, although don't tell that to R.Kelly. Either
way, they shouldn't be fighting over that bullshit. What exactly do
you do with your 12 year old boyfriend anyway? Do you go out on dates?
No. Do you buy each other stuff for christmas and shit? Probably not.
Do you fuck? Well I would hope not.
What does that leave? Do they
just write notes back to one another and talk on AIM all the time? That's
about the only thing I can think of for someone that young to do. That
shit is really not worth fighting for. If my kid ever fought over a
12 year old girl I think I would, actually I know I would beat the shit
right out of him. It's bad enough to be pussy whipped, but for fucks
sake enjoy your freedom while you still can.
Not only that, but quit trying
to be cool by fighting at Divito and get the hell out of my way when
I'm skating. I plow over about 20 kids every half hour up there. Little
bastards.
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