Ok
folks it's the end of the year and it's time for me
to reveal who I think deserve the titles for best and
worst,or whatever else I decide to throw in there,of
the year 2004. What a shit year we had no?I think so.
Lets get started on this...
Sluttiest
of 2004
I
feel as if I have to go with Paris Hilton on this one.
The bitch is rich, and she just plain looks slutty.
She don't even act all that bad she just has one of
the sluttiest looks I have ever seen. Oh well, she's
still one of the hottest women out there considering
she has almost no tits at all. The runners up in this
one would have to be either Simpson, Linsay Lohan, and
a few others I don't give a shit about. I only mention
the good looking ones.
Most
Annoying 2004
There
is honestly so many choices to go with here because
of all of the cray ass bitches that you just want to
slap. I'd obviously love to say someone like Rosie or
Oprah because I hate them pretty badly,but overall this
year has to go to someone hot, that of course would
be the pictured Ashlee Simpson. All people ever seemed
to talk about for a week was the screw up on Saturday
Night Live. People should've known for a while that
you don't need to sing well to make it as a female artist.
Hell, most of the ones that do sing themselves can't
do it worth a damn. This event set her as my most annoying.
Not only that, but I hate it when people spell Ashley
with too e's on the end. Idiots.
Best
Debut Article Site of 2004
Even
though I am giving this award to myself it's not because
I am biased or anything. I've been told time and time
again by people how funny and original my site is and
that it really rocks. When I get the dot com my site
will boost like a crazy mother fucker because of the
amount of places you'll see the link. The shirts are
already getting warmed up. My site wins this award because
of originality and flat out awesomeness even though
other sites were sucking ass mine was owning people.
Best
Epic Article of 2004
For
me it was almost an obvious choice. There was something
about the Floppy Discs that was awesome. Maybe it's
just because I took a decent amount of time on that
one. It was an easy article to write, but it just seemed
so much better than the others I made at that time.
Hopefully there will be more awesome ones like that
in the future.
Best
Game of 2004
The
best game I played all year was Grand Theft Auto:San
Andreas. I'm sure a lot of people will disagree with
me on this one, but then again I haven't played a whole
lot of games, that's why I don't work at Gamespot retards.
Regardless this game is prety cool because you shoot
people and it's a massive area so you can shoot people
almost anywhere. I also have to mention games like Need
for Speed Underground 2,Halo 2,and Sims 2 which was
surprisingly decent.
Worst
Game of 2004
I
can sadly say the worst game I bought this year would
almost have to be Destruction Derby Arenas. This game
has to be the worst thing I have ever played all year.
There were shittier games, but this one is on my shelf.
Actually it's for sale, but after reading this you'd
be a moron to buy it. So it looks like you're still
eligable to buy it.
Most
Fuckable Bitch of 2004
Well
there are so many that you could put up for that one,
but for me the one bitch that stood out in a crowd and
was incredibly hot had to be Lindsay Lohan. She has
some big ass titties and I wouldn't mind bashing them
around a bit. This may seem a little perverted, but
that's because you're an idiot. Go to the polls and
vote on this one.
Most
overused Phrase of 2004
Can
anyone say Git R Done? That phrase has to be the most
overused piece of shit in the world. The moronic people
of America make fun of hicks for so long then all of
a sudden it's so damned cool to come off as such a hick.
I swear shit like this makes me lose faith in the world
more and more.
Dumbest
Story of 2004
Who
really gives a shit about Janet Jacksons tit popping
out all over national TV? I know it was scary, but we
don't need to attack the story over and over and over
and over and over and over and over and over and over
and over and over again and again and again and again.
I'm done, but still, this is the dumbest thing to talk
about on the news. They bring in the most moronic people
to talk about it too. I can't believe some of the shit
they said about it and the whole story was a waste of
time. There were people dying around the world and this
bitches tit got more publicity than all of them put
together. In fact I think this got more air time then
the death of Arafat which was actually an important
event. On a side note to keep my site up and to save
you guys I have to cover her tit with a dot or something.
Worst
News of 2004
I
hope this picture explains it for you. If it don't you
must've voted for him. I may add more later on, but
for now check out the voting page so you can give your
input on some of the dumbest, hottest, and coolest shit
in the year of 2004. If you don't vote you must be uncool
and you don't want to be uncool do you?
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