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Happy
5th of July. How was your 4th?Did you blow up all kinds
of shit? I know I sure did.Fireworks should be legal
in this state. It's stupid that you can buy the materials
to make a bomb, but you can't buy firecrackers. Anyways,
I think I'm going to get to my point. I went to a local
firework show for the holiday. Wow, I saw some crazy
ass things there. I made a list of these things.
Here's what I saw:
5,031 Morons - Ok, that's an exageration, but lets be
honest. There are so many morons in the city of Connellsville
that there is just no counting them all. So I threw
up a number and am just leaving it at that.
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Stupid looking rice burners - Hmm... your car has a
big muffler and you can play music loud. Good for you
retard. I don't really care if you can burn your tires.
Anyone that's not a complete asshat can do that. Even
if you have an old beater. Actually I don't see how
a loud car is cool. If your car is loud because it's
a piece of shit than people will laugh at you,but if
you throw a fart cannon on it than you're all of a sudden
the coolest thing since me. Yeah fucking right. There
was never anything even remotely as cool as I am. As
far as I am concerned there never will be.
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Good looking women - Yep, there was nothing that good
to look at. Unless you're into fat guys walking around
without their shirts on I don't think you would've been
too happy. I mean, I'm a tested and proven sexy ass
beast, but I don't walk around without a shirt on. So
neither should all of the beer bellied citizens of the
fine city. Fine is used lightly.
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Guys without shirts - It wasn't even that hot outside.
What is the point of all of this crap? I don't want
to see you at all let alone without a shirt on. Ya stupid
peckerhead.
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Fatass Police with red lights - These guys aren't even
real cops. They'd like to think they are with their
stupid red flashlights. They sit there and pick their
asses, I guess they got that aspect of being a cop down,
but they don't get paid so it doesn't count. Although
don't tell them that. They may hit you with their lights.
I saw some other things there, but nothing really worth
talking about. Than again I guess none of the things
above were worth talking about either.
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