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These
are a listing of articles I have made while I was either
pissed or on my ass or both. Either way enjoy them or
you can go to hell.
127.
I don't even have a fucking new gun. (4/23/2008)
126.
My Parents Hate My Work (3/07/2008)
125.
TV Shows I'll Never Understand (12/09/07)
124.
General Education is Bullshit (11/03/07)
123.
The Inevitable Mac Rant (09/07/07)
122.
Tips For Walking (09/04/07)
121.
Forward This and Save Bob Saget (08/21/07)
120.
New Age McDonald Characters (08/06/07)
119.
I'm Back Bitches (08/05/07)
118.
Thomas Crapper was a Fucking Magician(12/23/06)
117.
I Never Knew HTML Could Have a Mental Disorder(11/21/06)
116.
Michael Richards Shouldn't Apologize For Saying Nigger
(11/21/06)
115.
For $2,000 It Better Give Head (11/16/06)
114.
3 Tips to Longer Sex (11/2/06)
113.
Halloween Costumes You Won't See In Stores (10/16/06)
112.
Lessons Learned From Cartoons (10/10/06)
111.
Top Ten Places to Pick Up Women (10/04/06)
110.
You Can Write Your Own Damned Rant (9/11/06)
109.
Women Leagues Piss Me Off (8/31/06)
108.
The 10 Greatest Inventions to Mankind (8/26/06)
107.
Truth Vs. Lies (7/22/06)
106.
Ways to Tell Your Friend Might Be Whipped (7/11/06)
105.
The Attraction of Mini Skirts (6/23/06)
104.
I'm a Tape Bandit (6/12/06)
103.
Reasons I'm Glad to be a Man (5/22/06)
102.
Compromise is Hard (5/16/06)
101.
I'll Create My Own Site Rating System (4/25/06)
100.
Mother Nature Can Go To Hell (4/7/06)
99.
This License Bullshit Won't Stop Me (3/24/06)
98.
Don't Like Our Economy? You're Probably Part of the
Problem (3/24/06)
97.
Another Gothic Article (3/24/06)
96.
My Tax Money Goes For Education, Not For Republican
Promotion (3/18/06)
95.
Yes, Thanks A-lot Simon Cowell. (3/18/06)
94.
My Co-Worker Smells Like Shit.(3/5/06)
93.
You're 12, Why All the Anger?(2/16/06)
92.
Gun Show Will Rule You. (2/16/06)
91.
The Epic Theories: The Origin of the Word "Cooties"
(1/30/06)
90.
Burnouts: The Fun Alternative to Retards. (01/14/06)
89.
Fireworks is a Piece of Shit. (01/04/06)
88.
What Do You Guys Think? (01/04/06)
87.
American Express Prepaid:Got an Extra 20 Minutes? (12/28/05)
86.
Winter Sucks. (12/07/05)
85.
Women Drivers: The True and False.(12/04/05)
84.Article
Rejects.(11/09/05)
83.
I Could Just as Easily Wipe My Ass With My Gloves On.(11/06/05)
82.
Epic Articles-The Past and Present.(11/02/05)
81.The
Important Story...How I Became the Epic(10/20/05)
80.Just
Because You Spread Your Legs It Doesn't Mean You're
More Important(9/30/05)
79.The
Epic Zone on My Space.com(9/20/05)
78.Fucking
With Paint:Volume 2.(8/27/05)
77.Barbie
Dolls You Won't See in Stores.(8/21/05)
76.Reasons
I Don't Update as Much.(8/21/05)
75.Risk
Fines and Jail Time,Win a Shirt Too(8/14/05)
74.Don't
Play Paintball if You're a Pussy(7/27/05)
73.Disclaimer:Diet
Pepsi Does Not Make You Hip or Trendy(7/20/05)
72.Racing
That Doesn't Suck Balls(7/15/05)
71.Why Do Summer
Colors Have to Be Gay?(7/12/05)
70.How to Not Respond
to Pressure From Competition(7/08/05)
69.Three Reasons
Google Don't Make Me Money(6/26/05)
68.Ten Web Sites
That Wish They Were Like Mine(6/11/05)
67.Things to
Not Do at McDonalds.(5/30/05)
66.Stairs:The Good,the
Bad,and the Ugly(05/19/05)
65.50 Ways to Say
No to Sex and 50 Ways to Get Around Them(05/10/05)
64.I'm an Asshole?(04/21/05)
63.Ok,You're a Slut.We
Get the Point.(04/12/05)
62.Foamy,a Reason
to be Dissappointed in Todays Youth(04/10/05)
61.The Epics 5
Tips on Being an Internet Badass(04/02/05)
60.If You Can't
Laugh at Yourself...(03/28/05)
59.Know How
to Waste Time and Energy?Click Here to Find Out.(03/19/05)
58.Just When
You Thought Shows Couldn't Be Less Original(03/16/05)
57.Bitching is My
Job,Back the Fuck Off.(03/07/05)
56.Oh Shit,I
Pissed Off My Website.(03/01/05)
55.One Reason
Women Shouldn't Have Power.(02/22/05)
54.I
Seriously Dare You To Click This.(02/18/05)
53.What is it
with these Goths?(02/17/05)
52.The Official
Madden Ball Rules.(02/13/05)
51.PSSA Testing is
Bad Because...(02/09/05)
50.I Feel Like Buying
Linkin Park Cds and Watching Mean Girls.(02/02/05)
49.Good
News For Those in Need of a Doorstop.(02/02/05)
48.I Have a Great Idea for a
TV Show.(01/25/05)
47.It's Your Fault Fat Bitch!(01/10/05)
46.What Do Country Singers Know
About War?(01/05/05)
45.***iest of 2004(12/31/04)
44.The Epic Article Process(12/20/04)
43.Fucking With Paint(12/14/04)
42.McDonalds,True Animal Lovers(12/12/04)
41.You get hatemail?Whoopie
Fucking Doo(12/10/04)
40.Good News For Those Too Lazy
To Delete E-Mails(12/06/04)
39.Some Of The Shittiest Gifts
Ever(11/30/04)
38.10 Things I'm Thankful For(11/23/04)
37.How to use your AOL CDs.(11/16/04)
36.Please...Save a Hockey Player.(11/12/04)
35.Show your support...get an
ugly magnet.(11/01/04)
34.Rantmainia (10/21/04)
33.You owe the government more
then me bitch,off the couch.(10/13/04)
32.I'm a Heterosexual Where's
My Fucking Parade?(9/29/04)
31.McDonalds Ads the Way They
Should Be(9/17/04)
30.Respect must now be spelled S-L-U-T
(9/13/04)
29.You set a great example morons.(8/31/04)
28.Is is just me or is the quit
sending me your shit button not working?(7/07/04)
27.What I saw at the firework
show(7/05/04)
26.A few ways to improve on golf.(7/02/04)
25.Girl Power don't get me my
Moolate very fast...damn it.(7/01/04)
24.One way to not
get someone off the internet.(6/26/04)
23.Finally an explanation for
your stupidity.(6/23/04)
22.Got Problems?Blame them on tobacco.(6/16/04)
21.J-Lo Rhymes With Ho. (6/08/04)
20.5 Things To Hate (6/02/04)
19.Oprah is the biggest crock of
shit.(6/01/04)
18.A way to combat the gas prices.(5/30/04)
17.My English Class is Immature
and Stupid.(5/24/04)
16.I'd rather eat shit than
play an RPG.(5/16/04)
15.I've got your net sex right
here.(5/15/04)
14.Don't pretend to like the
music,just like something else.(5/14/04)
13.Grammar must not be
the "in" thing.(5/08/04)
12.Run Along Sheep(5/06/04)
11.The Epic's Ho Search(5/05/04)
10.OCC:What's that mean?(5/03/04)
9.Ways to use your floppy discs.(5/03/04)
8.Women:An Investigation.(4/27/04)
7.Put the cell down.(4/27/04)
6.No more Mr. Nice Guy.(4/25/04)
5.Equal My Ass (4/22/04)
4.MTV Sucks(4/17/04)
3.Computer Nerds(3/05/04)
2.Skirts: The Torture of All Men.
1. Does Regis Know How Retarded
He Is?
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