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I'm an Asshole?

 

I was on my way to lunch today when a friend told me about how he was showing the EpicZone to a few of his classmates.Now that's what I'm talking about...school should have a class devoted to this site.I am glad he showed them because it's free publicity and it's also really cool to be idolized by classmates.

He told me they thought "I was an asshole,but it was funny."Ok that's really sweet they think I'm funny.In fact,it is the cold hard truth that I'm a funny guy,but an asshole?I mean,what is it about this site that makes me an asshole?I hear over and over again how so called "friends" will go behind one anothers backs and start "talking smack".Usually these people get mad and ask for them to say it to their face.Well that's exactly what I'm doing with my ideas.I don't tell a shit load of idiots about how I hate something or someone...I post it on the internet for everyone in the whole world to see.If you can't access the internet that's your own problem.

That's it,I say what I think and I mean it...that's what makes me an asshole?What about all of the idiots around that get enjoyment from making fun of oth...oh that is me.Ok,maybe I am a slight ass,but that's all just in good fun.If you can't handle me making fun of you than you really take life too serious.

Something else that bothered me was the fact that none of them knew who the Epic was...that's a big assed problem.There are people around the world that know who I am so you damn well get to know your local legends.I rank up there with a guy named Hoagie...in fact,I should start hanging out with him.He's awesome. If you don't live around the area let me explain...Hoagie is this guy that hangs around Sheetz gas station in Connellsville all the time.He yells random shit a lot and everyone loves the guy.So I guess he's sort of like me only there's no hoagiezone.com. That and the fact he's like 40. Other than that we're pretty much that same.

So to not completely waste a page on my site I challenge anyone out there to explain to me what it is about my writing that makes me an asshole.I would really like to see some constructive comments comming,but honestly I doubt that will happen.I have yet to hear about why basketball isn't a complete waste of time which must mean that it is.So there you have it...tell me why I'm an asshole and I just may put it on here if it's good enough.

 

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