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I had some free time the other
day, I spent some of this time watching the critically acclaimed interviewer
Larry King. Now when Larry King isn't off camera being a dick head and
burning ants with his massive glasses, he runs a TV show by the name
of Larry King Live.
Now on this particular episode
Larry was interviewing a man you all should know by the name of Simon
Cowell. Why should you all know this name? Because Simon Cowell has
almost single handedly torn up all hope of any good music coming from
this era.His show, American Idol, has produced a surge in some of the
shittiest music ever introduced to mankind, Pop. Pop music is sort of
like the Pamela Anderson of the music genre. You see the music is all
pretty and packaged really nicely, but it's all so fake. The artists
are basically bullshit and they could never make it without the massive
slew of crew members that attend to their every need.
All that's really needed in
the era of Pop music is a hot body and a cute face. Why do you think
Simon Cowell is so damn picky about the looks of a person? Well because
anyone can lip sync, but not everyone can have the most rocking body
and the hottest face in the world. That's why Simon spends so much time
worrying about the looks. He probably goes home and spanks off to the
record covers for some of his hot idol winners, in his case he probably
chooses Clay.
So back to this story, a caller
had a talk with Mr. Cowell on the show. She talked about how thankful
she was to have such a show on the air. Obviously she has already been
brainwashed by the media and believes that pop music is actually a form
of music. She said it was nice to see a show on TV that the whole family
could enjoy. You know a show on TV the whole family could enjoy? It's
called Jimmy Kimmel Live. Just record it every night and you have wholesome
entertainment right there.
The music industry has taken
its worst turn in years. I know we will look back on the popular music
in a few years and then we will all agree, this shit is worse than disco.
Hell, even the singers will come to realize they were tools and only
sold records because some perverted mother fucker wanted to look at
her tits on the cover. These singers should just become porn stars,
they would be so much better this way.
So once again thank you Simon,
thanks for creating the hemroid for all of the music industry. We owe
you one.
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