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Barbie Dolls You'll Never See in Stores

 

This is something I thought I would do since I stole a Barbie doll from work and ya know, there was an excuse to destroy it. So Barbie didn't die without a purpose. She will forever live on as the lady that started a revolution. A revolution of Barbies that don't discriminate. Here is a picture of the Barbie that came originally.

Ok,this is what everyone wants a girl to look like. Look at this image that is being sent here. Girls see this and they want to be the bleach blond fuck tards that end up thinking they are better than everyone until some guy rapes their bitch asses. This is the "perfect girl" type of thing. It makes kids think they aren't good enough to be famous and shit.Here are some dolls that you will never ever see in stores because they are not perfect.

So,here is Burn Victim Barbie. As you can see the famous blonde was caught up in a house fire and has suffered from bodily injuries. She has burnt hair and a deformed face.

This is short skirt and slutty Barbie. Also a burn victim,but pay no mind to that. This is more like the true type of girl you see today. Fucking sluts.

Bad hair cut barbie. Have you ever had a shitty hair cut because you go to some moron barber that has shakey hands? Well Barbie has and she's pissed. She wouldn't even take a clear photo because of it.

Bald ass barbie. Lets face it,some women just lose their hair for some reason. This is the type of Barbie doll that Rogaine would have a field day on.

Blast off barbie. Why not? The bitch wants to go to the moon and now you can be the one to send her there, lighter not included.

This is spread legs barbie. She's been around if you know what I mean.

This is stubby Barbie. She had a bad accident at the meat grinder factory where she works. See life isn't all glamour.

It's Bad Accident Barbie. Yay, this is one that will scare the kiddies. As you can see accidents happen to everyone, not just ugly people.

I thank you for reading this. It just goes to show that life is far from being perfect. I have made a very good point in this and if you fail to see it than oh well, I still had fun destroying a barbie doll.

 

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