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I know you're probably thinking that clicking the link was a good way to waste time and energy,but you're wrong.The link takes a second to click and uses no energy at all.However I can tell you how to waste time and energy on this page.There's a simple activity you can take part in that will help you waste anytime you want.I speak of Basketball.

I can't stand the fact that basketball is such a popular sport.It's so damned stupid,what exactly is the purpose?You have a shit load of tall guys that can hop up and throw a ball into a net.That's it?What,no fighting?No large hits into a wall?No wrecking into shit and kicking things across the room?What in the fuck?That's just plain dumb and is something I do not understand.I think people get more physical playing tennis than they do playing basket ball.

Not only that,but there's this March Maddness bullshit that everyone in the world wants to talk about and make betting pools to decide who will win it all.I know who,a team full of tall black men.Oh wait,I guess that don't narrow it down too much.Who cares anyway?Why can't people make their money by doing actual work anyways.Betting is like the lottery,you're probably not going to win so piss off already.

Of course whenever I hear about basketball I reply with "Who gives a shit,it's only basketball." because that is the exact truth. As if it weren't bad enough that I hate baketball,but they force this shit onto us in gym class.I swear every fucking jock seems to think their fucking MJ,but in reality they suck balls like the other MJ and miss almost every other shot.Not only that,but we must re-learn the same shit every year.I know how to dribble and pass the ball,there's not a need to go into great detail over something no one gives a shit about.We need to play some hockey damn it.

That's why I feel basketball is a complete waste of time.If you disagree don't call me a fag or any of that stupid garbage.How about you write a complete essay or something on how basketball is not a waste of time.Please do infact,I need a good laugh.

 

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