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McDonalds, True Animal Lovers

 

This article has been considered a bit of a random writing by me.I was watching TV just now and I saw one of the dumbest,most moronic ads that you could possibly think up.I really don't understand what the morons at McDonalds are thinking when they make this.Let me set the scene for you.

There's a picture of a polar bear playing in the snow.Then some whore says "I'm an animal lover" then you think to yourself at this point."Oh god not the World Wildlife Foundation".Trust me,I thought of it when I saw it.Then some pictures of a hand coming out of a drive thru window and handing out a polar bear stuffed animal flashes across the screen.Then it hits you,it's McDonalds.The offer is that you can buy a little stuffed bear for 2 bucks if you buy a chicken selects combo.

I know I've been bashing the chicken selects for a while,but I must say this makes no sense.The lady loves animals so much that she'll kill a bunch of chickens so she can have a stuffed animal that is probably made by a bunch of little kids in a sweatshop somewhere in China.This to me makes no sense.It shows that people are stupid fuck tards and they deserve to die.Now don't take this the wrong way,I like more then eating chicken as much as any 350lb black man,but this is so stupid.Then they throw in some little bitchy brat that looks all happy about it."Yay,I'm glad I don't live in China."The little bears look like hell anyway.I can't see why anyone would be dumb enough to buy those things,unless of course they want to burn them.

As you can see from the picture I suggest you burn any of these bears you find.Either that or rip their heads off.I don't have a picture to show you that,but I hope you can figure it out on your own.Good Luck.

 

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