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My Site is Going to be Pissed

 

I feel really bad about this one...I kind of was out being really cool like I usually am and I forgot all about my sites birthdate.Yeah I know,how could I right?Oh well, I guess it'll have to get over the fact that I don't constantly remember dates all that well.Then again I don't remember getting a card or anything from my site when I turned 16 a while back.In fact,that was during the time we split up.The bastard site anyways.

Now back to being normal,this site is over a year old damn it.You know what that means? It means that my site was so fucking cool that it's still around and being updated over a year later.And unlike other sites such as Maddox,I've kept with the consistent updates.Sure,he's funny as fuck,but I'm willing that Ninja Pirate gets laid more then Maddox updates and it can't possibly be hard to update that much.

If you go to ninjapirate.com you'll know what I'm talking about,but since most of my visitors come from thebestfanpageintheuniverse I would expect you all know who he and Maddox are.

After a year I guess it's time to start talking about what was so great about my site.However instead I thought it would be easier to talk about what wasn't all that great about my site...

....and that's about all that wasn't great about my site.Now that we have that cleared up let me mention what I plan on doing in the furture for this site.I plan on kicking ass like normal and keeping this bitch updated just as much as I did in the month of February,which was about 10 times in case you didn't know.I've also got someone working on a sister site for the EpicZone.A guy by the name of Geff Feagles will have his site up in the next few days and I'll post all about that on my homepage.

Other than being cool and having someone working on a sister site I must say that I really don't plan on doing to much differently than what I've been doing.Just trying to be more original than those other pussies who are always bitching about jocks and goths.Ok,I had one about Goths too,but I at least threw in some good reasoning and something that we could do about them.Other than that how many articles on this site can you find that are similar to or resemble other articles on those other rip off sites?I mean,how many times do you come across an article on ways to use your shitty floppy discs?

That's right,this site is original to the core and it will continue in the future to be the same way.Now that I'm done talking about how cool my site is I think I'll go back to being cool.Stay tuned for the next article as it may actually be worth reading unlike this one and that other one I wrote a few days ago.

Just kidding,everything I write is worth reading.

 

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