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It's utter bullshit guys, you
aren't allowed to make money off of stuff. I was given the idea by my
friends mom that I should try to sell some strip tickets off for our
dodge ball team, the Gun Show. I also came up with another great idea.
You see I really love to write about stupid shit and put it on the site,
but between work, school, and kicking ass there isn't a whole load of
time to do it. Sure, I wish I had the kind of time to update on a daily
basis, but at the moment I am way too slammed. So to help out with that
I came up with a great plan, I could sell some tickets for the site
too. Not only could I remove all of the ads from the Game Zone, which
there aren't that many to begin with, but I could also take some time
off work more often and have more writing time.
Sounds kick ass right? Yeah
all I have to do is go pick up the tickets right? No, those mother fucks
won't just sell me tickets, I need some kind of bullshit License to
sell off stuff. What kind of bullshit is that? I should be able to sell
whatever the fuck I want, that's why I figured I would make my own god
damn tickets.
Here's the idea behind the
tickets I am selling, there will be two kinds of tickets, the one dollar
and the five dollar. Both tickets will go off on the same night at the
same time, the only difference is the cash prizes for them. The one
dollar ticket will give out a $100 prize and the 5 will give a $500
prize. The winners are going to be determined by the PA Daily Night
Number.
See I am really trying to get
this piece of shit site moving on, It's just shitty that you need to
buy some licence to sell tickets. It's all ok though, they can suck
on my penis. Now I don't have those tickets just yet, but I will get
them really soon hopefully so I can sell them to people. I'll make them
available over the internet too. I hope to use that money on improving
the site. I might go with a host that allows porn and shit, that would
be nice stuff right guys?
However there is one thing
more important than anything, I am trying to buy this magic shit that
will help me write better, it will be awesome. All I have to do is take
this pill and my writing will improve by a shit load, or at least that's
how the guy said it. Of course that's all in the plans, but it won't
happen unless I can get this shit rolling so look out for that.
Also the 100th article will
be soon. Hopefully it won't suck like this one. Anyway, I'd just like
to assure you all, this money I make won't go to buying a shit load
of Ramen Noodles.
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