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Ah burnouts, they are so amazing.
They can do just about anything that a retard can do only these people
are more fun to make fun. Let me go into a brief spiel on how they are
more fun to screw around with than retards.
There is something in this
world called "Political-Correctness". Now it would not be
very politically correct for me to punch a retard in the face, not only
that, it would be much funner to hit them with something. Now most people
would read that and think to themselves "Oh my god! What kind of
dick would hit a retard?". You see, this is not very correct politically.
This kind of action would probably end up getting me either sued or
would lead to a slew of anti-zone web sites that would use E-petitions
to get me taken off of the internet so I couldn't corrupt any child's
mind with the thought of tard-bashing.
So let me bring this story
up from my own personal life. The other day I was in gym class playing
basketball. I was going down court and went to make a pass, one of the
other team players got a piece of the ball and tipped it right into
the face of some burnout kid. Now what would most people say to that
comment? I bet most of them would think it was funny as hell. See, burnouts
are just like retards in the sense that they have almost no skills or
value in life whatsoever. However unlike retards it is ok morally for
us to hit, make fun of, or beat them.
Honestly, if you have smoked
so much pot that you are incapable of performing normal tasks like blocking
an object coming straight for your face than you indeed are burntout
and should be pelted with just about anything that someone can find.
If you are born that way than it's "not-cool", but still very
fun to do. This is my brief spiel on why burnouts are a fun alternative
to retards. You can do anything to a burnout and pretty much everyone
is ok with it. Isn't that fucking awesome?
I'm sure some may
be offended by the above rant, most of those offended are probably burnouts.
To these people I do not apologize and in fact, you can all burn in
hell.
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