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Many people know exactly what
Cooties are. They are something that little kids think girls have because
parents don't want their 5 year old to be pimping just yet. Their parents
lead them to believe that girls have cooties, but in reality Cooties
is just the least of any mans worries. I recently attended a dodgeball
tournament, there was a team there named AIDS. Hell, I was looking around
for one of my former co-workers, but she wasn't there. I guess it was
just coincidental, either that or the team is dedicated to her.
Anyway, since I am a self proclaimed
prophet and since I know just about everything there is to know, let
me give you the theory I come up with about the origins of the word
"Cooties". Here is my idea,
I picture this all happening
sometime in the 1960s. There is a man, his wife, and their child playing
around in the room while the man and his wife are on the couch. Well
of course anytime you are on the couch with your wife you would expect
sex or something right? No that's not true, there's no sex after marriage
anyway. However this horney couple decides to get crazy and forget about
their kid playing on the ground.
After a while the guy yells
"I want some of that cooter." Ok, the kid hears this and asks
what a cooter is. The guy at this point knows he is fucked. Any normal
man would simply tell them the truth, but with the bal and ch... er
I mean loving wife sitting there it's not something you can just say.
At this point the guy had to do something that most men are fucking
amazing at, he had to come up with some bullshit and do it fast.
The result of this story is
some bullshit the guy tells his kid about "Cooties", the strange
things that girls have. Then just to scare his kid he says that his
balls will fall off if he gets cooties. Than the guy went on to invent
that stupid game and make a shit load of money. The End.
That's my theory on how "Cooties"
became known to man. Next time I will analyze something else that no
one gives a shit about.
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