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What do Country Singers Know About War?

 

Did I miss something or did almost every country singer have some kind of shitty song about the war in Iraq?At least if not the war in Iraq they have almost all sung about some kind of war in general wouldn't you agree?It seems that almost everyone seems to be an expert and think their opinion matters to the rest of the world.Sadly for the rest of you,my opinion is more dominant than any country singers will ever be.

To explain why I'm writing this let me just paint you a picture...no don't cover your eyes,it's not another shitty MSPaint picture.This is actually a mental picture,you know,in your head.I just want you to imagine me sitting in my history class being cool when all of a sudden someone turns on the country video channel.What a load of crap this station is,anyway,the song that comes on happens to be about the war and is mainly Toby Keith blabbering about random shit like some stupid cunt.

You know what Toby?I'm fucking tired of morons buying into this crap and in the end making you rich.He's nothing more than a money hungry artist that for some reason thought it was proper for him to sing about this.I guess the money he's raking in from the idiots that bought his record because it was "touching" is proper.Afterall,if they're stupid enough to buy into the garbage they don't deserve any kind of money at all.Sort of like the Hilton sisters,but I don't think they'd like this crap either.Back to the point...

I saw his CD selling at number one in the Wal-Mart electronics section.Since we all know Wal-Mart is communist and controls everything this makes his CD perhaps the most popular in the area.For this to be anymore of a joke it would have to be someone like Ashlee Simpson who is a complete joke to the music industry.I'll cover that in a later article,but for now I'll leave her bitch ass as a simple analogy.

What I fail to understand is why people find any of these songs good.Most of them are really slow,shitty,and overall a total waste of time.This is expected considering the genre,but to be honest I wouldn't like any of these songs from other bands.You didn't hear AC/DC come out with the new album "Back in Red White and Blue" did you?There was never a Nirvana album called "From the Muddy Banks of Iraq" was there?No,so why in the hell is it that all the country artists come out with this crap?It just shows that they'll use a disaster to make a lot of money,sort of like the makers of those shitty looking american flags you put in your car window,damn those things were dumb looking.

I think I'll leave it on this one final note.No one should buy anymore country albums because if the genre becomes popular like rap is now I don't know if I can go on.I might have to live in home with my Creative Nomad blasting in my ears to block the shit.

 

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