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Today there was a grand opening
to the newest Wally World in the area so I figured what the hell and
went to see what of course was yet another same old Wal-Mart. Of course
since it was the first day there were people giving out free shit like
ice cream, energy drink, and even beef jerky.That is freaking awesome
man,free beef jerky is like getting a free blowjob on a hookers first
day on the job.It's really a cool thing to walk up and be able to eat
beef jerky in the store without being called a thief.
Back to my story,there was
a couple stands set up outside,but what I saw next to them almost made
me want to go into Wal-Mart,buy a sledge hammer, and come out swinging
it like a mad man. I saw a Diet Pepsi truck, but not just any old Diet
Pepsi truck. This was a Jet Black truck with fucking spinners on it.
Yes,fucking spinners on the pepsi truck. Not only that,but the truck
had two huge sets of speakers on each side of it. They were all blasting
shitty music through the whole parking lot. It was a really shitty moment
for me.
This terrible moment in the
parking lot leads people to believe they will be "Hip" and
"Cool" by drinking Diet Pepsi. Hell P Diddy did the ad so
it must be cool right? Let me level with you, P. Diddy drinks loads
of alcohol and bangs hos all day, the only reason he did an ad for Diet
Pepsi is because they paid the mother fucker enough. Not only that,but
Diet Pepsi tastes like regular Pepsi, minus all of the flavor it has.
People will never get it,there's
no such thing as a diet cola that tastes just like the other stuff.
If you want the good shit you're just going to have to drink it and
risk being a fat bitch the rest of your life. That and risk losing your
teeth. So lets just face it,Diet Pepsi is not cool,it's not good,and
it damn sure won't get you any action if a girl drinks too much of it.Is
there any reason to even buy this shit?
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