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Let me start this article by explaining a few things first. The Gun
Show is the name of a dodgeball team I created and let me tell you,
we are going to own people this month. Every month I play in a kick
ass Dodgeball tournament at a local hockey rink. I recently started
a team called the Gun Show with perhaps 5 of the sexiest beasts on earth
today.
Our dodgeball team pretty much blew ass the past two months, but this
time I know we are going to kick a lot of ass and here is why:
1. My team is now used to the way of playing. Before we had to get
used to all of the playing and stuff. It was different than I thought,
but hey we still managed to win a few rounds here and there.
2. I'm on the team. Let's face it, I am the man at dodgeball. I can
throw shit and dodge shit like you wouldn't believe. Someone once tried
to hit me when my back was turned so I caught the ball and blasted some
other kid in the nuts. That's all legal because nut shots are legal
even though they hurt like a royal bitch.
I thought to myself that I am one day going to be the MVP of the dodgeball
championship in Las Vegas, right after I become a millionaire, make
the most kick ass article in the planet, become a pimp, buy a Chevy
Nova, and bang all your moms. After that stuff being a champion dodgeball
player is right up there.
Either way I created a site for my team, http://www.theepiczone.com/gunshow.
I would get a new domain, but I owe my host about $50. So in that case,
we can have a contest to see what day the Epic Zone will be shut down.
Winner gets nothing at all, but it will be fun anyway.
Here's what it will look like after I win the dodgeball tournament
on Sunday.
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