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I have been driving my car
for almost one year and let me tell you this, I have learned a thing
or two about driving in general. Now I know a lot of sexist fucks who
need to be set straight and I also know a lot of people that need to
know this information because they have been mislead for years and years.
This is the time, I have spent months of time researching and I have
been able to form this informational package that can help you. I would
like to now inform you of "The True and False of Women Drivers
101." Enjoy.
All women drivers can't drive
worth shit.
This is surprisingly false.In
all of my time in study I have found that there are indeed some women
out there that can drive half decent. I'm not saying they are flawless
drivers, but these are the women that usually can handle the stick really
well. And no you pervs I mean the stick shifter...or not.
Most women drive like shit.
Ok, this is a true statement.
Most of the women I know from work or school drive like there is something
up their asses and end up wrecking their nice new cars that are nicer
than mine due to their parents buying them a car. It is true, these
bitches don't deserve to drive if they are going to smash a perfectly
good car.
Only women drive like crap.
This is a false statement.
I see a lot of dumb ass guys, blacks, chinese, or whatever else that
can't drive very well at all. They are terrible drivers and they deserve
to have their cars run into the ocean. Preferably the Indian Ocean because
I don't like that ocean.
Most Crappy drivers I'd like
to smack are women.
This is such a true statement
that I can't even explain. Honestly in the most non-sexist way possible
just think about this. How many times have you been cut off, almost
hit, hit, or pissed at someone while driving? Ok, now how many times
did you discover that the person driving the opposite car was a woman?
I bet the two numbers are very close if not identicle to one another.
Women will think I'm sexist
for writing this.
This is also true. Although
I mean this in the most non-sexist way possible people will still take
it the wrong way. Listen folks, just because one person critiques another
sex, race, or religion does not make that person against them. It's
just me trying to be honest by grouping people into a category. I know
there are some teen girls that are so fed up with this kind of thing,
well they can eat my shit. This is my site and I'll say what I want
on it.
Guys wreck because of showing
off, girls wreck cause they are giving head in the car.
Ok, just kidding. Most guys
wreck cause they are getting head while most girls just wreck into ditches
and then give head to the tow truck driver so he'll haul them for free.
Ok, that's a lie too. Most girls wreck because they yack on the phone
all the time. That's something I can't stand. If you can't multi-task
than don't talk and drive.
Women will admit they can't
drive and give up driving once and for all.
False, women never admit they
are wrong.
Well I have pissed off a number
of women now and I'm sorry. Don't forget now this is scientific data
here so don't be angry with me. Just be pissed at science in general.
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