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Good News For Those Too Lazy to Delete E-Mails

 

I happened to be looking through my massive list of 3 e-mails.After I got past the one that was worthless spam and the one that I sent to someone I came across the coolest web messages of all time.I had more crap from MSN only this time it informed me that my e-mail storage has gone up from 2 MB to 250MB.Isn't that just fucking incredible?I mean,here I am expecting this real shitty thing that talks about the latest news,those things I tell them not to send but they do,but instead I got this.

Lets take a second to think about this,the idea of me using all of that space is about as likely as the idea of me having anal sex with Martha Stewart.Unless she waves some serious cash that shit isn't going to happen anytime soon.My question is: Do people even realize how much space that is?With that kind of space you could store roughly...

125,000 Stupid ass short mails
100,000 People telling you how awesome my site is(These are the only ones worth reading)
35,000 Shitty messages that people forward to you
15,500 Porno Newsletters
2,500 Stupid pictures of random crap

You can have that in a bug bulk or a combination of them.Any excess space will end up getting clogged with the spam you get because you're a dumb fucker that'll download anything that prompts you to click yes on.

First of all it's a bad idea to accept anything from a company all the time.You should never whore your computer out to other sites like that,I bet if I wanted to be an ass I could get a bunch of idiots to join a bullshit mailing list that was nothing more then worthless crap.

The point of my rant is that this is totally pointless since most people are too lame to get a massive amount of e-mails.

 

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