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I happened to be looking through
my massive list of 3 e-mails.After I got past the one that was worthless
spam and the one that I sent to someone I came across the coolest web
messages of all time.I had more crap from MSN only this time it informed
me that my e-mail storage has gone up from 2 MB to 250MB.Isn't that
just fucking incredible?I mean,here I am expecting this real shitty
thing that talks about the latest news,those things I tell them not
to send but they do,but instead I got this.
Lets take a second to think
about this,the idea of me using all of that space is about as likely
as the idea of me having anal sex with Martha Stewart.Unless she waves
some serious cash that shit isn't going to happen anytime soon.My question
is: Do people even realize how much space that is?With that kind of
space you could store roughly...
125,000 Stupid ass short mails
100,000 People telling you how awesome my site is(These are the only
ones worth reading)
35,000 Shitty messages that people forward to you
15,500 Porno Newsletters
2,500 Stupid pictures of random crap
You can have that in a bug
bulk or a combination of them.Any excess space will end up getting clogged
with the spam you get because you're a dumb fucker that'll download
anything that prompts you to click yes on.
First of all it's a bad idea
to accept anything from a company all the time.You should never whore
your computer out to other sites like that,I bet if I wanted to be an
ass I could get a bunch of idiots to join a bullshit mailing list that
was nothing more then worthless crap.
The point of my rant is that
this is totally pointless since most people are too lame to get a massive
amount of e-mails.
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