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I am taking my senior year
in high school and basically throwing it down the tubes. I sleep about
40% of the day, don't work too hard in any of my classes, and pretty
much dick around more than I thought was possible. I spent the first
semester basically sleeping and going to gym class.
However everything changed
a lot in the second semester when gym was over and a new class had been
added on. This class is required by law and it's called POD, the problems
of democracy. Well you see that's all fine and dandy for me. Hell there
are a lot of problems of democracy. For example, 90% of the voting community
vote out their asses. How else could a guy like George Bush make it
into the White House?
I don't mind learning about
the problems of democracy because unlike most people, I actually will
take the time to look at the issues instead of just voting for the guy
who plays his saxaphone on a talk show or a guy who looks a lot like
a monkey. I want to elect someone that isn't going to fuck up the entire
nation. That's why I think it's good that I learn about this kind of
political bullshit.
However there is one thing
I could do without, that is the fact that the class is pushing the idea
of conservatism on us all. The teacher basically shows all kinds of
prejudice towards the liberal party. Now while I agree most of them
are a bunch of tree hugging pansies, I don't think that was the point
of the class. I came here to learn about the problems and hell, this
class is a major problem. The guy want's us to all join the conservative
bandwagon. I say fuck them, I will create my own damn party and run
for office. If a monkey can make it in there perhaps I can too. I'll
just play my saxaphone on Jimmy Kimmel Live and ride my Harley Davidson
down the walkway of Oprah. That way all of the shallow fucks in the
nation, 60% to estimate, will vote for me. That would be enough to get
in there. To also throw the fat ass nation in my favor I will seek to
lower the prices of all McDonalds food in the world. Afterall, the stuff
is only worth about 5 cents anyways. The McDonalds I work at makes money
by charging us half price so I'm sure you can only imagine what they
are making off of the average customer. I think I can make a strong
case in lowering the total costs of food. I have strong ties with Ronald
McDonald and I am a firm believer in promoting Democracy all through
McDonald Land. That's why I am going to run for president as soon as
I am eligable to do so.
Vote Epic in 2020
- Together We Can Lower Big Mac Costs
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