It's Your Fault Fat Bitch!

I was watching football because I'm really great at predicting games and I like to see how right I am.Anyway,there were ads and since there's no Tivo at my grandmothers house I had to deal with more blubbering bullshit from the media.As usual they show their scare tactics that get you to watch.It's always dumb shit too.They simply can't make it seem like it is,they blow it out of proportion to get you to watch.

The segment they highlighted this time was about the fact that so many of our kids these days are fat little fuckers.To be honest I agree,most of our kids are indeed fat little fuckers.The ad ended with a really great quote: "Could advertising be to blame?" This was capped off by them showing a few fat kids around the pool.If I were fat and on TV I'd be fucking pissed,but that's just me.

Now what this states,by the sound of it,is that advertising is to blame for the fact that kids like to down Big Macs and Cheetos like they were living in Africa and Rosie O Donnells food supply crashed in their backyards.I can tell you exactly what is wrong with kids these days...their parents are about as smart as me when I was 5 years old.Seriously,when I go out to see my people I am always impressed by how stupid people are.There's always some woman cutting some guy off and there's always some old fart who can't use the fucking electronics these days.

Think of this,these exact people who can't drive,use simple electronic devices,or pretty much do anything right are the same people raising their kids these days.Is it really that hard for a parent to tell their kids that they're eating a home cooked meal tonight.If my kid bitches about wanting McDonalds happy meals I think I'd tell them about how evil Ronald is.I'd tell him that if he wants to eat fattening food he can,but I'm against it.Then if he gets fat I'll laugh in his face and talk about how I'm so skinny and how he'll never get action because he's fat.

If I happen to have a girl I'll tell her that she better give good blow jobs because that's her only chance as a fat chick.Then I'd also reccommend that she never drives because women can't...not that they're not allowed or that I have something against them it's just that they flat can't drive.I know that's me putting people into categories so don't bitch to me about it,ok?

The real problem is that their parents are too fucking lazy and stupid to push themselves away from the dinner table.Remember,all you can eat buffets are not challenges to see who can eat the most.

I know some people may have these fat traits passed down,but you know what?That's an excuse and if there's one thing I hate more then a fat bitch that can't drive or give good blow jobs it's a complainer and a whine-o.Suck it up,literally,get suction on that fat ass.

 

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