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Foamy, A Reason to Be Disappointed in Todays Youth

 

Personally I haven't had a whole lot of time to spend on the internet, but in the time I have had I took someones advice and looked up "Foamy" on illwillpress.com. I was told by many that the cartoon was freaking hilarious, you know not like EpicZone funny, but damn close to being there.

Well I checked it out and I mean at first I had a few laughs,but overall I think this cartoon sucks balls.It has a freaking squirrel that talks like it's balls are being tightened in a vice.After you look for a while it comes off as something that would be funny to a bunch of little bastards.The only problem with that is the amount of vulgarity involved in it.Foamy can't be viewed by kids because parents will bitch.Even though parents can be a pain in the ass at times I agree with them if they think their kids shouldn't watch Foamy cartoons,not because they are vulgar,but because they are mind numbingly stupid.

The people that view this and find it funny are the same EMO retards that think it's funny to wear shirts that say "Pink is the new Black" and all of that other bullshit that they do.Anyone that thinks this is a funny cartoon is obviously mind-washed and needs saved.Please,if you have a friend that watches Foamy on a regular basis and enjoys it,send them to the EpicZone and I'll fix them up good.

On a scale of fun I would say Foamy ranks somewhere in between attending an insurance seminar and watching Oprah shave her snatch.Please do yourself a favor,if you find this funny you need to quit using so many drugs,they're starting to show negative effects.If you've never gone there than don't.I figure I won't post a hotlink and you'll probably not realize that I put the address on the top of the article,even after I just told you.When I get Flash and work on my own cartoon it will make you all look like trash,even HomeStar...if that's even possible.

 

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