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Lately I've been on MySpace
more and more and I can realize one of the reasons I quit ever going
to MySpace. I'm sure you've all seen the brilliant forward messages
that some people come up with. You know, the ones that are like...
"Someone out there likes
you, but in order to find out who it is you must send out this annoying
bulletin about 50 times or else someone will walk in your room and stab
you tonight while you're sleeping.
Have a good day."
Alright, due to the fact that
I never have sent these forward messages out I should have:
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Had about
563 bad things happen to me
-
Been shot
in the face 24 times
-
Stabbed
by a dead girl in my sleep 50 times
-
Had 56 lives
worth of loneliness
-
Been pierced
in the neck with Lindsay Lohans heroin needle 82 times
-
Probably
deleted my MySpace account 1,822 times already.
Some of the worthless shit
people send me is so pathetic. In fact, I would rather receive about
20 Macy's Free Gift Card bulletins instead of getting one of these stupid
things. From now on I am never opening another bullshit forward message
from anyone because:
- They aren't cute/funny/lolerzwroflmao/
or any of that other chicken shit bullshit.
- They piss me off.
- Every time you forward one
a muslim extremist gets up the nerve to suicide bomb.
- The internet will implode
due to global warming if this continues.
- Bob Saget dies a little
inside every time he receives a forward message.
So in order to stop this epidemic
and save Bob Saget's life I have come up with a forward message of my
own. It's intention is to become the best forward message of all time.
When this message reaches enough people, MySpace will suddenly delete
all forward messages for no reason and anyone sending these bullshit
messages from this point on will die of anal seepage. So send this following
message to all of your MySpace friends (aka Tom cause you have no other
friends) and things will rock.
Subject: Forward this and save
Bob Saget
This is the only message you
should EVER forward to any of your friends. You see, forward messages
are sent everyday to MySpace friends in the form of bulletins. These
forwards are dumb and spam, but even worse every time one of these messages
gets forwarded out Bob Saget dies a little inside. I personally think
Bob Saget is cool and would not like to see him die because some asshole
thought it would be cute to forward the "Find your lovers name"
spam all through my bulletins list. bulletins are for important stuff
such as "Hey check out theepiczone.com" or "Man I think
the Epic is awesome." So quit clogging peoples bulletin list with
moronic garbage and stop slowly killing Bob Saget you assholes. For
more information on how these forwards suck visit theepiczone.com and
stop being a tool.
PS: If you don't send this
to 1,000 people one of my faggot coworkers is going to come ass rape
you in the middle of the night.
I thank you and so does Bob
Saget.
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