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So here
I am in my second year of college at Pitt. I'm studying
for Computer Science, but to this date have only taken
about 4 classes having anything to do with computers.
What have I been doing instead of dealing with my major?
Well, I've been:
1. Whacking
off
2. Sleeping
3. Taking General Education Classes
Now there are perfectly
good reasons for me to be doing the first two, but why
the fuck am I taking stupid shit like Psychology and
Political Process classes? I'm studying to fix hot bitches
computers so they'll want to fuck me, not so I can be
a whiny political asshole. If I was looking to be a
whiny bitch I would do something like become a political
analyist or something like that, but no that's not what
I'm into doing.
The truth is that colleges
need you to take stupid shit and waste half of your
time learning shit you'll never use because they want
your money. Think about it, if you were getting paid
by the hour to work wouldn't you want to do as little
work as possible for those hours? I know I sure would
so I bet that's what you're all thinking too. Now if
you were getting paid by the item you make, like commission
and shit than you would find ways to get your shit done
quicker. Colleges get paid by the years, they want more
years so they force this garbage down your throat. It's
not for your enrichment so don't let them feed you that
bullshit. They want your cash so they can get a raise.
GERs are about as useful as George Bush.
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