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Well in case you people don't know from my previous 20 articles about
my job, I work in a McDonalds. I can't really say that I hate the people,
but as far as the work I just get tired of that same old shit. Afterall,
you try making the same god damn sandwhich 80+ times a day for 6 days
a week and for about 8+ months. It gets really fucking tiring after
a while.
However if there is one thing that irks me more than making food and
shit is the people that order the food. The customers are complete assholes
that come into order food. I just wish that half of the bastards would
jump off a cliff so they could save:
A) Me the trouble of making their food.
B) Themselves the trouble of a long and slow death due to high colestoral
and clogged arteries.
C) $5 on a hamburger that costs McDonalds 25 cents to make.
So let me tell you all about people and their fascination with pissing
me off at work. First off, today was a busy weekend which is always
a sure fire way to get me angry. However not only that, but these people
somehow find a way to come in and order tons of shit right when I'm
about to fucking leave. I never get the chance. I have to stay behind
since those fucktards will start bitching at me for them not getting
their food. Seriously,I walked in at 6:45 one morning and got bitched
at by a customer even though I had just walked in. I would have loved
to fucking knock that bastard out. Besides, who in the fuck goes to
McDonalds at 6:45 in the morning on a weekend. If you have off that
day you should cherish it by sleeping in.
So, I will get the point of this long and meaningless rant right now:
You see, today I was about to leave and as I was saying earlier people
always come in as I am ready to leave. I had removed my gloves and washed
my hands. However there was so much shit to make so I just jumped right
the hell in there without any gloves since fuck, I just washed off my
hands, it's not like I was beating my meat in the back before I came
up. So some pregnant bitch came in and well let me just say, pregnant
women should be isolated at a certain time in their pregnancy because
I shouldn't have to deal with all of their fucking bitches and moans.
Let me just say that I was caught without my gloves which of course
this bitch just had to let everyone know about it. So this leads me
to my point, I could have gloves on, play with myself, and your food
wouldn't be any less contaminated than it was before. That's right all
of you bastards. In fact from now on I am going to drop my gloves on
the floor before I put them on. If you are so god damned worried about
those gloves than you can fucking have them, covered in the dirt that
is on the floor. That's right, I am so pissed about that and I am going
to make you all pay. Let's just say this, never eat at McDonalds again.
That is unless you enjoy eating my shit.
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