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Yeah so I ended up using the ads by google so they could get me some
easy money,but it's a little hard to do this and I'll tell you why.
1.Most of the pages on my site are deemed "offensive" to
advertisers so they won't show their ads on my site.I get a few public
service ads on my site because they feel the nature of the page is sensitive
or rude and most advertisers don't like that.It's too bad I need them
in order to make money or I would,well I will still tell them to fuck
off regardless.If you think your site is too good to advertise on mine
then you can go to hell,chances are I'll be working there.
2.Few people visit this site.Really think about it,the front page averages
about 10 to 20 clicks in one day.Factor in how many people look at the
front page and leave(usually about 10 to 20 people a day) and all in
all I'd say you have myself and Kirk,the owner of Kirks Badass Site,that
visit.Everyone else basically leaves when they see the stupid intro
I wrote on the Epiczone.tk because they still haven't re-linked the
site on the Best Fan Page in the Universe,people see the thing I wrote
and think "Oh what a douchebag." than they leave.Don't believe
me?My mom read it without knowing I wrote that page and she said only
a retard would come up with something like that.Than she found out and
her point was proven.Either way,I get no visitors so it's pointless
ads.
3.The ads are not even relevant to the site.Even though I am the most
original rant "knockoff" in the world(notice how I'm not the
"most Epic page in the universe lolerz") I would expect for
at least a little bit better links.It seems google thinks that everyone
that comes in is either a lazy procrastinating bastard or needs a life
makeover.So I guess those ads relate to my viewers pretty damn well,but
the other one I saw is really disturbing.
Come on the bible?My site isn't in the least bit religious.In fact most
of my visitors are lazy,unholy assholes who either don't believe in
god or hate him a lot(neither of which is me).So basically I feel ripped
off by google even though I'm helping them in no way shape or form.I
think I deserve a lot of money for nothing.
Anyway,the morale to this rant is...click on my links a lot and I might
pretend to be spending the money on my site.
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