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What is it With These Goths?

 

I've been seeing more and more of this stupid shit every day.Kids in school walking around with stupid assed Teddy Bears.What the hell is this crap?If I were in the 1st grade I would understand,but this is seriously stupid.I personally blame Hot Topic for being a bunch of retards and I think these bears should be shot in the face.You know,flip out and shoot these mother fuckers.

Some of you may recall my article about burning stuffed bears from McDonalds.Well,the same strategy can be used if you'd rather do that.In fact,I wish the arsonist around here would start burning these stupid assed things instead of old shitty buildings,which is pretty much the entire city.

In fact,I was so pissed that I wrote a letter to the administrator of the school district.Not because I care that much,but because pissing people off is a hobby of mine.Here is the letter.Be warned it's not as crazy as my articles.

Dear Administrator,

What the fuck is it with these Gothic kids and their stuffed bears?

Ok,so that's not what I wrote,but I really did write one about them.The last thing I want to do is crack some skulls because some goth kid ripped a razor blade out of their special teddy bear.I would rather spend my time pimping bitches and all of those kinds of things.

So,because of that I would wish for the entire 5 people that will read this to come out and start burning some bears.Hell,if you have to,burn the person with the bear too.This bullshit must be stopped.We're not five year olds anymore.

 

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