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Another Gothic Article

 

The following article is a modified version of an article I wrote for a "fake" newsletter in one of my classes. Of course if some don't see my sense of humor I may end up in some shit, but oh well. Here it is.

You know I have been coming to Connellsville Area School District all of my life. Since I was a little boy I would get on my clothes and catch the bus for school, just like all of my classmates in elementary school. Believe it or not most of the kids were actually decent to talk to in school at one time.

However now people have changed drastically over the years. Some have gone on to be jocks, stuck up bitches, and yet some have earned an even crappier title. Many of the people I can remember from a long time ago have turned Gothic. This is a disturbing trend that I have noticed in my time as a student of Connellsville Area High. In my opinion we should ban all Gothic children from the school. Telling them to get out would probably be the greatest idea I have ever come up with.

Connellsville is a learning facility, not a freak show. Now I’m not going to stand out and say I am perfect, but this is ridiculous. The gothic children have become far to crazy in the area. They promote a bad image for the school and they also could end up spreading their depressive attitudes towards some of our more normal students. This is a bad situation that we could easily prevent.

This gothic stuff has to stop before someone is seriously hurt via a bad cutting session or an overdose on some kind of anti-depressant drugs. These kids need something to stop their behavior. I have noticed that this behavior is less intense when out of school. I think they do it for attention so kicking them out until they change would defeat the purpose. Am I saying we ban black? No, just the kids that wear it everyday.

By the way, it is a proven fact that acupuncture can be an alternative to cutting your wrists with a fucking razor blade. So go to the doctors instead of being such wastes of lives. People that act depressive all of the time just make me sick. It's even more annoying than that bitch in class that always draws rainbows and hearts and shit like that.

I am going to get in a lot of shit probably when this is seen by my teacher.

 

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