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You know it's very seldom that I actually speak to anyone in a bad
way on messengers,but than again I didn't say this.I was sent this over
my ICQ and I must say I found it quite funny.This is the type of shit
that I talk about in my rants and it very much takes the cake as far
as moronic people are concerned.I now hope you all understand why we
are considered ignorant fools by other countries.
MichellesReject: hullo
MichellesReject: hey sexy
LightningMoose03: Hi ?
MichellesReject: yea i b hearin u b treatin my woman like crap
LightningMoose03: Who ?
MichellesReject: nu huh no way pal not in my book
MichellesReject: paigey poo
LightningMoose03: I hardly talk to her
MichellesReject: uh huh bitch u betta watch out
LightningMoose03: If you wanna talk like an asshead poser "thug"
go ahead
MichellesReject: let me tell u ight now son that doesnt go wit nme
MichellesReject: wtf is wrong wit u bitch?
LightningMoose03: Son ? I'm years older than you and if I'm not you're
a pedophile you douchebag
MichellesReject: bitch im 21
MichellesReject: ill mess u up
LightningMoose03: Yeah and you're going with a 14 yo ? Okay Chester
Chester Child Molester, and you're 21, you look at me the wrong way,
you're in jail for a very long time
MichellesReject: umm no caz im not doing n e thing wit her fool
LightningMoose03: That's still disgusting you piece of shit
MichellesReject: and fo u info im only 17 pal
LightningMoose03: I dont' even talk to her anyway
LightningMoose03: Oh what you're 17 now all of a sudden ?
MichellesReject: bull shit son
MichellesReject: ya big and bad!
LightningMoose03: Before 21, now you're 17, yet you talk like a 12 year
old
MichellesReject: shut the fuck up and b a man bitch....21 is my cousin
MichellesReject: idiot
LightningMoose03: I'd say your 13 or 14, maybe 15 if you're in sped
classes
MichellesReject: and now i b talkin
LightningMoose03: I don't remember this being any of your buisness anyway
?
MichellesReject: fuck u like ur probably not even close to me bitch
LightningMoose03: Um ok that makes sense
MichellesReject: my woman is my buisnees
LightningMoose03: Keep talking out of your ass so I can keep making
fun of you
LightningMoose03: Nice way to spell buisness ass
LightningMoose03: Looks like hooked on phonics can't work for everyone
MichellesReject: fuck u asshole..and ur little virgin mind
LightningMoose03: Is that all you got ? Damn SON
LightningMoose03: Took you a whole 2 minutes to come up with that ?
MichellesReject: fuck u bitch and ur virgin mind to
LightningMoose03: And you have to repeat it twice ? Congradulations
you won the ignorant fuck of the year award
MichellesReject: fuck u asshole fuck u
LightningMoose03: Damn I can speak German and French better than you
can English
MichellesReject: u dont even kno me
LightningMoose03: I don't even talk to this Michelle girl or this Paige
girl
LightningMoose03: Yeah and you don't me so fuck off twat
MichellesReject: michelle so said n e thing about a michell?
LightningMoose03: You're sn dumbass
MichellesReject: thats paiges bitch
MichellesReject: ur a fuckin moose>?
MichellesReject: !!
MichellesReject: trhe hell is that?
LightningMoose03: You're a fucking reject ?
MichellesReject: lightning moose
MichellesReject: oh how grand
MichellesReject: dont say that to her
MichellesReject: u dont even kno her either
LightningMoose03: I'll say what I want to who I want, but don't worry
I won't waste my time on two bit skankwhores
MichellesReject: two?
LightningMoose03: Well she doesn't know me and she acted all pissy
MichellesReject: b/c ur a fuckin idot
LightningMoose03: Man you sound like a bitch, all that moaning and groaning
LightningMoose03: Least I know how to spell idiot
LightningMoose03: You fucking kite
MichellesReject: flippen out caz she wanted to do sumtin w/her friends
MichellesReject: kite?
MichellesReject: nmice spellin pal
LightningMoose03: I didn't flip out on any dumb bitch
MichellesReject: bitch i got the fuckin window to procve it
MichellesReject: prove*
LightningMoose03: Yeah kite, you fucking moron, it's a derogatory word
go look it up
MichellesReject: no man i dont fly in no sky
LightningMoose03: Okay homey g thang
MichellesReject: wtf?
MichellesReject: ur messed up in the head bitch
LightningMoose03: Uh, you messaged me talking like a 9 yo punk ass bitch
MichellesReject: that was brad bitch nnot me
MichellesReject: not*
MichellesReject: fuck u ass
LightningMoose03: There's only one kid at your house and it's you
MichellesReject: im not wasting my trime on u
MichellesReject: fucker
LightningMoose03: If you did have a friend you both talk like fucking
idiots in the same exact way
MichellesReject: and there three fool three
LightningMoose03: So obviously nobody is there besides you
MichellesReject: fuvk u ass hjol
MichellesReject: fuck you!!!!!!!!!!!!
LightningMoose03: Nice spelling
MichellesReject: fucker
LightningMoose03: Nice comeback
MichellesReject: fuckity fuck fuck
LightningMoose03: Why didn't you just call me a big stupid face ?
Hmm...the amount of errors in his typing is just incredible. I have
no idea who the fuck Michelles Reject even is,but I already want to
stab him in the face with a dull fork over and over.If you are going
to try to talk shit on someone you should at least do it in a correct
manner. Here is what would've happened had I been talking instead of
this moronic piece of crap.
MichellesReject: Hello
MichellesReject: Hey sexy
LightningMoose03: Hi ?
MichellesReject: Yeah,I heard you've been treating my woman like crap.
LightningMoose03: Who ?
MichellesReject: No way pal you garbage ass faced shit eating fool.
MichellesReject:You smell like poo.
LightningMoose03: I hardly talk to her.
MichellesReject:Whatever bitch, you better watch out.
LightningMoose03: If you wanna talk like an asshead poser "thug"
go ahead
MichellesReject: Let me tell you right now son that doesn't go with
me
MichellesReject:What the fuck is wrong with you bitch?
LightningMoose03: Son ? I'm years older than you and if I'm not you're
a pedophile you douchebag
MichellesReject: Bitch I'm 21
MichellesReject: I'll mess you up
LightningMoose03: Yeah and you're going with a 14 yo ? Okay Chester
Chester Child Molester, and you're 21, you look at me the wrong way,
you're in jail for a very long time
MichellesReject: Umm... no because I'm not doing anything with her fool
LightningMoose03: That's still disgusting you piece of shit
MichellesReject: For your information I'm only 17 pal.
LightningMoose03: I dont' even talk to her anyway
LightningMoose03: Oh what you're 17 now all of a sudden ?
MichellesReject:That's bull shit son
MichellesReject:You're big and bad!
LightningMoose03: Before 21, now you're 17, yet you talk like a 12 year
old
MichellesReject: Shut the fuck up and be a man bitch....my cousin is
21
MichellesReject: Idiot
LightningMoose03: I'd say your 13 or 14, maybe 15 if you're in sped
classes
MichellesReject: Now I am talkin
LightningMoose03: I don't remember this being any of your buisness anyway
?
MichellesReject: Fuck you,your probably not even close to me bitch
LightningMoose03: Um ok that makes sense
MichellesReject: My woman is my buisness
LightningMoose03: Keep talking out of your ass so I can keep making
fun of you
LightningMoose03: Nice way to spell buisness ass
LightningMoose03: Looks like hooked on phonics can't work for everyone
MichellesReject: Fuck you asshole...and your little virgin mind.
LightningMoose03: Is that all you got ? Damn SON
LightningMoose03: Took you a whole 2 minutes to come up with that ?
MichellesReject: Fuck you bitch and your virgin mind too
LightningMoose03: And you have to repeat it twice ? Congradulations
you won the ignorant fuck of the year award
MichellesReject: Fuck you asshole,fuck you
LightningMoose03: Damn I can speak German and French better than you
can English
MichellesReject:You don't even know me.
LightningMoose03: I don't even talk to this Michelle girl or this Paige
girl
LightningMoose03: Yeah and you don't me so fuck off twat
MichellesReject: michelle so said n e thing about a michell? (This whole
fucking sentence stumps me.So I put it in a "stupid" translator
and it was even confused.)
LightningMoose03: You're sn dumbass
MichellesReject:That's Paiges bitch
MichellesReject: Your a fucking moose>?
MichellesReject: !! (Ok,this isn't needed.)
MichellesReject:What the hell is that?
LightningMoose03: You're a fucking reject ?
MichellesReject: Lightning Moose
MichellesReject: Oh how grand
MichellesReject: Don't say that to her
MichellesReject:You don't even know her either
LightningMoose03: I'll say what I want to who I want, but don't worry
I won't waste my time on two bit skankwhores
MichellesReject: Two?
LightningMoose03: Well she doesn't know me and she acted all pissy
MichellesReject:Because your a fucking idot
LightningMoose03: Man you sound like a bitch, all that moaning and groaning
LightningMoose03: Least I know how to spell idiot
LightningMoose03: You fucking kite
MichellesReject:She's flipping out because she wanted to do something
with her friends
MichellesReject: Kite?
MichellesReject: Nice spelling pal
LightningMoose03: I didn't flip out on any dumb bitch
MichellesReject: Bitch,I have the fucking window to prove it
MichellesReject: Prove* (Wow,he spelled it right.Oops,no capital letter.)
LightningMoose03: Yeah kite, you fucking moron, it's a derogatory word
go look it up
MichellesReject: No man,I don't fly in the sky
LightningMoose03: Okay homey g thang
MichellesReject: What the fuck?
MichellesReject: Your messed up in the head bitch
LightningMoose03: Uh, you messaged me talking like a 9 yo punk ass bitch
MichellesReject: That was Brad bitch not me
MichellesReject: Not*
MichellesReject: Fuck you ass
LightningMoose03: There's only one kid at your house and it's you
MichellesReject: I'm not wasting my time on you
MichellesReject: Fucker
LightningMoose03: If you did have a friend you both talk like fucking
idiots in the same exact way
MichellesReject: and there three fool three (Honestly what in the hell
is wrong with people.I tried to look at it in a retarded way and I still
don't understand this piece of shit.)
LightningMoose03: So obviously nobody is there besides you
MichellesReject: Fuck you ass hole.
MichellesReject: Fuck you!
LightningMoose03: Nice spelling
MichellesReject: Fucker
LightningMoose03: Nice comeback
MichellesReject: Fuckity fuck fuck (Fuckity isn't even a word)
LightningMoose03: Why didn't you just call me a big stupid face ?
Did you all learn a lesson today?You not u.Your not ur.Also,never start
a sentence with and you morons.If you speak like this moron does to
me than your ass will be on this page too.Fuckity Fuck Fuckers.
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