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As I write this rant I am steaming from an incident that I have previously
recalled from the day before. I am personally angry like you wouldn't
believe. Let me briefly go into detail:
You see I was standing in the line for lunch. They were serving chicken
nuggets so unless you're fucking stupid you were in line for some. Well
on a usual basis morons try to jump the line. My policy on this is simple:
for every person that jumps in front of me, I will jump in front of
2 people. Anyhow back to my story. Two fat bitches came strolling up
and cut right in front of the guy in front of me. The kid started bitching,
personally I would have just pimp slapped the bitch. The girls responded
by saying "Are you pregnant?"
Honestly what a complete crock of shit. Just cause some dumb bitch
spread her legs doesn't mean she should get chicken nuggets before me.
Hell we ought to just choke the bitch for producing more skurfs in the
world. Honestly, why do all of the smell, ugly bitches get knocked up?
We end up producing more ugly smelly kids which doesn't help my taxes
since they'll all be on welfare. Afterall it's not hard to buy a fucking
condom. Just go into Sheetz, put in money, and turn the knob. It's that
simple, but I guess they have more important things to spend their money
on, like chewing tobacco.
So if you're a fat ugly pregnant bitch, or know any, and are pissed
off because of my rant than do me a favor, don't visit my site. In fact,
from this point on I am making my own new rule, no fat chicks can visit
my site. I'm serious too, I am fed up with welfare assholes taking my
money because their fat stupid woman had a kid. Now they can no longer
view the product of my hard earned money. Here is the new banner for
my website.
You can keep your stupid asses off my turf.
Also I forgot to mention I opened up a donation box for condoms. This
will help the entire country by providing money and condoms to skurfs.
Actually I'd be taking most of the money, but who cares? Donate anyhow.
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