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Just when I thought that Television shows couldn't possibly be more
unoriginal I get hit with this piece of shit straight from the morons
at Warner Brothers entertainment,or should I just say Warner Brothers?In
case you're wondering what loonatics is let me just imagine this...
Take a Picasso painting like the one shown.

Yeah,it's a picture of some yellow spinning thing.I never understood
why he was so great either.After you get the picture you simply make
a half assed recreation of it and put your own new,yet similar name
on it and take all of the credit.For example:

Check it out,it's my own very original version of a strange looking
painting.
The point is,this series is doomed to fail.I mean,is it too much to
ask to throw some original ideas out there?I mean after we get past
this reality TV era we're going to look back in awe of just how shitty
this era has been.There are so many of the same stupid shows that we've
been forced to take some classic cartoon characters and make them look
like pure shit.Hell,I thought after Space Jam that they would've learned
their lesson,but it seems they've only grown dumber.In fact I think
I can describe this series right now.
See it'll begin with a complete rip off of the old RoadRunner vs. Coyote
type cartoons.Only it's not in the desert,no it's on the moon now man.They
run through craters and even though it looks just like the desert you'll
notice that the soil is a different color and that's about it.Then the
Coyote will be up to no good just like he always is.However instead
of chasing the roadrunner down with rocket powered skates he'll use
lasers because lasers kick ass and this is supposed to be a futuristic
type thing.Than he'll miss the roadrunner on a turn or something stupid
right before he falls off of a...
That's the point when they'll realize this idea is so fucking stupid
and pull the plug on it.I mean if they don't than they must really have
some major money to waste on stupid shit.Also,if any kids watch this
I bet they'll grow up as a shit load of copy cat bastards.The last thing
I need is some 10 year old version of the EpicZone only it'd be called
the EpicArea or something stupid as hell.
On a final note,any time the road runner looks so badass compared to
the Coyote you know that someone is smoking some serious crack.I swear,who
did the cock sucking to get this piece of shit past the first stages?
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