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College and a job bring many things, they bring me a source of income,
some education, and a chance for a better life in the future. One thing
that it takes away from me is time. This time I used to be spending
typing out my fury and rage has now been turned into time for looking
at porno and playing Madden (since my porn and Madden time has been
replaced by school work). So for me it's very hard to type out the articles
of rage like I used to so I came up with a great idea: You can write
your own damned rant. I'll just give you something to start with. You
can send me your rants to my email: theepic@theepiczone.com with the
subject "My own damned rant." and I'll post them in a follow
up article a month from now, which means it will probably be three months
from now. Here's the article you can work with in order to make your
own damned rant by filling in the blanks.
You know what really ___________? ____________ There is nothing I hate
more than trying to _________ only to be interfered with by those stupid
________. The next time ________ comes into my _____ when I'm trying
to ______, I am going to be beat ______ upside the ______ with my trusty
_______. There is only one thing in this world that ________ me more
than _________ and that is __________ because _____________.
________ are only good for one thing and that is _______. Any other
_______ should be taken to _________ and ___________ under the claim
__________. After we ________ all of the ________ we will cry out our
victory cry: ________________! Then we can all have a massive ________
and eat some ___________ before ________ all of the moms from all of
the ________. Sure, that last sentence didn't make much sense, but _____________.
Sure it may be a short rant for you to make, but feel free to add to
it, put as many words as you want to in the blanks, and do whatever
the hell else you think will make it better. You can also post your
rants in the comments section on the homepage, but I would prefer e-mailing
them to me. Just to help out some of the non-ranting people out there
I decided to take my story and give my own version by filling in the
blanks.
The Epic Version
You know what really makes me want to kick every single elderly person
in the nuts? Gay pride mother fuckers. There is nothing I hate more
than trying to look at my totally heterosexual porno (Really I swear)
only to be interfered with by those stupid gay priders trying to send
me gay porn to my inbox. The next time Richard Simmons comes into my
college class when I'm trying to sleep, I am going to be beat that piece
of gay shit upside the face with my trusty 9 iron. There is only one
thing in this world that fucks me off more than Richard Simmons and
that is Ronald McDonald because he molests children which is even worse
than sucking another mans dick.
Ronald McDonald is only good for one thing and that is providing a
picture to draw graffiti on in McDonalds. Any other Ronald picture should
be taken to your moms and stuck up into her Grand Canyon vagina under
the claim that he finally wanted someone over the age of 5. After we
cram all of the Ronald pictures in your moms cunt we will cry out our
victory cry: Wow that's a large vagina. If it were any wider Robbie
Knievel would jump it with a motorbike! Then we can all have a massive
party and eat some Ramen Noodles before pistol whipping all of the moms
from all of the gay priders. Sure, that last sentence didn't make much
sense, but I told you dumb mother fuckers you could change the words
around.
There you have it. Have a nice day and good luck with your ranting.
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