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"Martha Stewart plans to write how-to book about her trial"
(USA Today).
Yep,the old bitch is planning on writing a book which begs the question:
"Who gives a fucking shit about Martha?"What do they plan
on calling this book? How To Fuck Over the System? Or perhaps she'd
rather call it "The Old Hags Guide to Fucking People Over."
My first opinion when I heard about this was "Man this is a load
of shit." Honestly, the bitch is in one of the easiest enviroments
ever. I bet there are homeless people everywhere that just wish they
could have it as easy as this stupid old hag does. Hell,there are probably
kids living in a trailer park that wish they were in a jail similar
to what she is. I know this is old news, but have you seen the shit
she's in?It's like some kind of detenion center for a group of pansies.She
can do almost whatever the hell she wants and still make money from
it.I mean,she'll be making money while losing weight during her time
in jail.Poor Martha,what a terrible life she has,making money and losing
weight during a bullshit sentence.If I were the judge that stupid slut
would be hung in the streets so people could cheer and tell me that
I rock and that my verdict was perfect.
Back to the point,I can understand writing a book if you've actually
been through something harsh,but this whore (There I used a word other
than slut) has been living it up.She's probably even getting some action
in there during her time.That's something she probably never got out
of jail.Even with all of that money I wouldn't touch that shit.Face
it,she has almost nothing to write about in this book.That's why I'm
already making some great reccomendations on how to use your book when
it hits the shelves.This would be an ugly doorstop assuming they put
her picture on the front,but it's going to be packed with so much bullshit
that your door will never move.Also if you need a coaster,but I doubt
you will since you're surely using AOL Cds and Floppys right?I'd also
reccommend hitting fat kids in the face with them.There's nothing funnier
than seeing a fat kid either fall down steps or get hurt.That's basically
all there is to do with it.I'd make a guide on how to use it,but it
isn't worth the money for me to get one.
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