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Let me just rant for a minute about the weather here. You see living
in Pennsylvania is a pain in the ass at times, and by at times I mean
6 out of 7 days of the week suck total ass. It's always raining and
snowing and blowing. It's as if Mother Nature and Pennsylvania had a
big argument and now Mother Nature has decided to fuck us over. Personally
I blame Governor Ed Rendell for being a fat ass waste, but there's other
theories about the argument.
Another possible theory for the bad whether is the fact that Mother
Nature hates me because God loves me more than her and so she decided
to be a bitch and make it rain every day I get off of work. I swear
that if I moved to Florida they would receive record low temperatures.
Than all of the old people would be pissed at me because I ruined their
nice whether and golfing. It's not that I give a shit about the old
people, I was just saying about it.
In fact, now that I think about it, that stupid bitch made it rain
on nearly all of the vacations I took. When I went to the local amusement
park last year it rained like piss. I was very much angry. I really
do think Mother Nature hates me for some reason or the other. I used
to be nice to her, I recycled shit so she would be a lot healthier,
but now I think I'm just going to walk around all the time spraying
a bottle of Oust in the air. I'll change my ways when I get some decent
whether around here.
By the way, if your city is in a drought than just give me plane tickets
to your city. I'm sure you'll be getting flooded in no time.
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