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I Don't Even Have a Fucking New Gun.

 

So I found out something really awesome yesterday. It turns out I am one charitable mother fucker. See there is this guy I know that I have bought a car, clothes, beer, probably drugs, and I am about to purchase him a brand spanking new gun. Man I am a nice guy. But why the hell would I do this when I pay out the ass for school and gas is a bitch right now?

Well you see the government makes me. In fact they make you do it to unless you're a bum or drug dealer. It's because this welfare bastard that used to work with me is getting my hard earned money and spending it on stupid shit instead of what it was meant to be spent on. Fucking people piss me off with their bullshit handouts. The guy was talking about how the state owes his kid some kind of disability (When being a lazy fuck became a disability I'm not sure of, but I'll have to see if I qualify.) and after that big check comes in he's getting a new gun. Here I am looking around for my gun, but alas I can't afford a gun because I'm a poor son bitch. I also paid $750 towards his car. Now damn if the state of PA gave me $750 for my car it would be paid off by now, but nope I still don't have it.

This kind of shit pisses me off and it's not just this guy. Fucking worthless people that live up from my grandmas house get some of the most spectacular fireworks money can buy on the 4th of July. These bastards are on welfare so I can celebrate my money almost literally flaming in the air over the holiday. At least the colors are nice I suppose.

Either way the government aid system in our country is total bullshit and needs some serious shit done to it so the people that need money get it and the morons that are reading this article from a computer that my money helped pay for don't get anymore of my cash. If I were to get back every cent of my tax money that was spent on some losers heroine addiction I bet you I would have enough money to pay for gas for a month. Fucking worthless people, nothing pisses me off more.

 

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