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That's right.I've spent the last couple days literally fucking MS Paint.I'm
not kidding.I shoved my huge penis into the Paint program and used it
to make a shit load of cool images.Now I know everything I touch is
cool,but these are going to blow your brains out with how freaking cool
they are.I mean you'll be crying after you view this because you know
you can't match up to my master skills with a computer paint brush and
a creative mind like mine.I'll show my pictures and describe the reason
behind them.
Ok,this one is simply used to make a statement.You go to a store and
you want that bigger size.Why?Because it's fucking so much better.Yeah,the
same applies to women,they're so much better big.No,I don't bone fat
chicks.That's a false rumor.
This picture is the casual internet stalker caught in the act of talking
to his latest victim of sexual assault over the internet.Next thing
you know the guy will be wanking and asking where he can meet up with
this little girl who is probably some hot cop that wants to bust the
perverted mother fucker.Watch out for that shit.
Oh shit.I hate the cartoon Spongebob with a strange passion.It'd be
so cool if someone just shot him right in the face with an AK-47.I wouldn't
have any problem with that what so ever.In fact,if you want to beat
the crap out of the fans go ahead.Don't harm the creator,anyone that
could come up with something like Rockos Modern Life has to be one of
the coolest fucking people in the universe.I guess they all can't be
cool ass hits.
This is one of those spur of the moment things that I came up with.I
mean,get any dumb bitch a beer and you should be able to hit it by the
end of the night.If you tell her it's really strong stuff and it'll
knock her on her ass then she'll be out even faster because of how a
dumb bitches mind can cause her to act drunk when she's not close.That's
why people should think of beer as a dating service rather then a drug.
What inspired me to write something as funny and as evil as this?Who
the hell cares?There's some dude on his knees allowing some other dude
to piss in his mouth.That's funny and fucked up in so many ways that
you shouldn't even ask questions.
Well,I think I'm done for now.I should have a new Fucking With Paint
up in the coming weeks so you'll have to check it out because there
are few as good as me when it comes to the art of making cool things
in a simple paint program.Till then,fuck off.
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