I said in my lack of updates article that I was playing around with paint and I left a huge hint for you all. Like I said I have spent a shit load of time fucking with paint and I came up with a few drawings that are deserving of posting on the internet. Actually they are all pretty good, but I decided to keep the pictures to a minumum so I could release yet another edition of Fucking With Paint. Hell it might even become one of those things I do about every month. Maddox would call them usual updates while mine are Paint updates. PS: I am joking about the Maddox thing. I wouldn't want some noob "pwning" my ass. Actually fuck them I am serious about my comment. Anyhow back to the pictures I have drawn.

Ok I made a picture in the last one that was about Beer being the ticket to ass. This one just adds onto that by making it into an animation. I also forgot to mention that I have downloaded an animation program,but the trial is running out on it so I can only do a few more animations. It's gay like that.

You know there is some guy I know that goes by the name of Geff Feagles. He lives in Portland and is one crazy mother fucker. He asked me for some space so he could make a fan site for me, I gave him a domain and he has only used it for games, which I have stolen and plan to make my own. I made this picture because the guy lives in Portland and this is what aliens would do if they landed and saw his crazy ass.

 

Ok I can't stand it when it starts raining right in the middle of a golf game. It really sucks when I am kicking ass to begin with. I wrote this one day when I was soaked from a rained out game of golf. I was quite pissed off about it.

I don't know why I made this, but who gives a shit it looks bad ass in my opinion. I made this a long time ago and I remember just stumbling on it and thinking that it was cool.

This was a while back which is obvious by the epiczone.tk mark on the bottom right of the screen. I forgot to remove it,but it's been uploaded now so to hell with it. It is about stealing CDs and shit. This is the crazy shit that happens. The guy isn't black because I'm racist. He's black because the RIAA is racist. They stab the blacks with long swords while everyone else gets a trial.Bastards.

My internet connection blows and to show you all just how bad it is I made this little chart that helps explain the problem.I really am sick and tired of this dial up bullshit.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Your mom is sucking my wiener. This is what I submitted into the shirt contest that Kirk is putting together for his website. I would link you to it,but the less people that enter the better chance I have of winning. Fuckers.

Ok that's my immature Fucking With Paint. As you can see I have been hard at work over the summer making some kick ass images that you I am sure all love. Oh yes, there will most likely be a volume 3 in the near future depending on how freaking bored I get. Thanks for dealing with my crap. Hopefully you enjoyed these, if not I guess you can piss off.

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