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No I'm not saying that women can't play paintball.Some chicks are fucking
beastly and can take beatings.I am talking about the pussies that go
and play paintball,but they just flat out suck ball sack at it.Let me
explain.
MYself and a few friends from work went to a local campground to play
paintball. We were against these little kids that were too afraid to
move from behind shit.It really pissed me off that they would just sit
in a bunker and not fucking move. This isn't WWII, you won't die if
you get hit with one of the things. Afterall it doesn't even hurt.
After we played a while with those little bastards a bigger group came
in to join. They were much bigger than our previous opponents which
made them about the size of us.This probably meant they could take more
shots right?
Actually those dipshits were the same way.They had no fucking clue
as to how to play the game. My god you shouldn't sit in a bunker so
long. We played a game in which you could only shoot from behind a bunker
once and we still crushed them like a bunch of little kids.
The point of this rant is that you can't be such a pussy when you play
a game that involves shooting stuff at each other at a high velocity.
That's like being a pilot and being afraid of flying. It's just plain
stupid.
Not only that,but paintballs don't even hurt one bit. They just bust
as soon as they hit you. Even if it leaves a mark that is ok. Chicks
dig the marks they leave. Just tell them you were off playing a sexy
beastly manly game that involves shooting shit and they'll be crazy
for you. It's that easy. You just can't be a pussy and be afraid of
getting hit by a little ball filled with paint. Just as long as you
don't buy the Scorch brand, which fucking bounce off of trees, they
will break and not hurt. This game is not for pussies, please save your
time and money if you are a pussy.
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