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This rant happened to be inspired by two of the nastiest lesbians know
to this world,thanks for making me throw up all over my great self…stupid
fucking bitches.I should go out and beat the bitches down with my 5
Lb. cock right now.I know one thing,they wouldn't be gay when they saw
how great my penis is.
Now back to what I was saying.I came out of school today,annoyed as
I always am as I see the same old flock of morons that think it's a
race to get on your fucking bus.For gods sake the bus leaves at the
same fucking time whether you're the first on or not.Anyways,I go out
and on the way BAM right in front of my great eyes was a sight so god
awful I tried to make a picture of it on MS Paint and the program deleted
its' self leaving a message of "What the fuck is wrong with you?"
I'll be honest,I'd rather do a picture album on tubgirl than to see
those two lock lips one more time.I mean,I don't go around frenching
bitches right in the middle of the public do I?Although I spend a lot
of time running from ugly bitches I sure don't French the hot ones because
I can never get enough public time.However these two lez-bos who have
no friends and pretty much no purpose in life can do it and I can bet
nothing would be done about it.Why you ask?Why in the hell would someone
force this upon us?Simple,because they're gay.
I'm tired of people treating gays as if they are so special just because
they can make out in the middle of public places.We know you're gay,the
only way you could appear any gayer is if you're so ugly that no man
would touch you,in other words,become Rosie O Donnell. I say in the
record books the other day the worlds largest gay convention.What in
the fuck is this?There's all of a sudden gay conventions,but we don't
get straight conventions?Is that what you're trying to tell me?
It's not just that idea that pisses me off.I happened to go by the
network Bravo,I threw up than too,and saw the show with the ass plugger
fashion "experts".Ok,they're in love with the penis so that
means they have a great fashion sense and everyone else is wrong.No
wonder people find it so damn cool to wear pink and put they're collars
up on their shirts.I have some bad news,you're all retards.I think that
we should make a show called "Nothing but straight." That
will involve all of the things that make being a guy so much fun.You
know,drinking,porno,gambling,hookers,etc.The dress code would only have
one rule…no pink.Other than that it'd be one huge party.Bring
on the fat chicks…I mean…beer…and stuff.
Than once we gain so much popularity we'll get a loud mouthed representative
to bitch and moan about other stuff that no one else cares about so
the gays don't feel left out and than we'll have a huge parade with
big floats honoring everything cool.Only the end of this parade involves
me smashing a Rosie O Donnell piñata and talking about gayness
being overpowered by greatness.My god I have so many great ideas.
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