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So in perhaps one of the funniest
moments for me in the year my parents found my official
Epic Zone
Myspace. Oh yeah that was a treat. It turns out
my parents hate all of my work. Here are some of my
favorite comments from that talk:
"What would you do if an employer
saw that?"
"I thought you were a good
kid."
"What's wrong with you?"
"You need to take that shit
down."
So of course being the little bastard
I am I figured I would leave all of my shit up and promote
it like never before. I think it's so funny, just shows
that people need to lighten up, take some Midol, and
leave this site if they think it sucks so bad.
A lot of people take this advice
already seeing as 80% leave from the homepage after
realizing this isn't a porno site. It kind of takes
me back to the first time my ex-girlfriend saw this
site. The look of disappointment was so huge I laugh
about it to this day. My current girlfriend would think
this shit is hilarious... and that probably want to
punch my ex in the face, the dumb bitch, but that's
off topic.
Point being is I know my work sucks,
but for everytime I feel that I might turn gothic and
start blading the shit out of my wrists, there is an
article I can look on and laugh at instead. Come to
think of it I am doing a community service to the entire
world. If people read this site before turning to the
gothic side I may prevent it for them.
So take that mom and dad. I am saving
the world from Emo music one sad depressed kid at a
time. Sure my work can't save everyone because if there
was ever an answer to depression in this world it damn
sure wouldn't be my shitty writing. George Carlin maybe,
but me... no. Either way I guess this just takes one
of the things off of the list of shit that I hope my
parents don't find out about. Here's the list:
The Epic Zone (Found
March 1,2008)
My 3 Children
My Crack Addiction
The $300/Month Porn Habit
Fresh Prince Box Set Under My Bed
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