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Now I Feel Like Buying Linkin Park CDs and Watching Mean Girls

 

Hmm...you know I really am beginning to think Pepsi is nazi.Our school is fucking poor so Pepsi steps in and provides a motivational movie for the entire student body to watch.Now I know what you're thinking,how nice of them right?Well my answer to that is bullshit.

Yep,bullshit.This movie lasted a half an hour if you take out the bullshit advertisements and garbage like it.Do you know how long it really lasted?One hour and fifteen minutes.That's right,this bullshit movie lasted over an hour when it was mostly a bunch of ads.Now of course they didn't come out in an obvious manner and say it,but when they stop in the middle of the movie and show clips from movies like Mean Girls followed by a huge sign saying what the movie is called than you might begin to wonder about this.Just how much is Pepsi really spending on this crap?I bet overall they end up making money off of the deal.Now before I get a fucktard telling me that it's alright for them to make money let me say this.I'm not against them for trying to make money,but the way they're doing it is complete shit.

Seriously,the last thing we need is a bunch of moronic teens that are watching more shitty movies,don't get me wrong the bitches in Mean Girls were hot,but the movie blew,and people listening to garbage like Linkin Park.Seriously,Linkin Park is the kind of band that little fuckers and tone deaf people listen to.Why can't they push good music in these things like Nirvana and Tom Petty?I don't give a shit about the other bands,they can eat shit.

Overall I can sum the movie we watched by saying a few simple things.Don't do drugs,listen to your inner voice (Whatever the fuck that means) and don't do drugs.I know I said not to do drugs twice,but that's about all the movies we ever watch are about in school.They showed in this movie some lady that was messed up bad in an accident and there was some bitch crying over it.I wouldn't doubt that the same person will go out and get stoned the very same night.So really,these movies are nothing more than a reason to get out of class and a way for Pepsi to brainwash us.In fact,I'm drinking a Pepsi as I'm writing this.Oh shit,don't worry,I'm too cool to be brainwashed by this utter shit. Pepsi...need more.Nah,just playing.Fuck those bitches.

 

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