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There are so many types of racing out there.You can watch Nascar,race
in illegal street races,or even race little rascals against the people
at the old folks home,but lets face it...these ways blow more than your
mom.I am tired of seeing so many shitty ways of racing that I went out
with a few of my friends and created a whole new way to do it.You see,some
of you may be familiar with the Fisher Price toys Power Wheels right?You
know the things that are made to look like popular real world cars and
are made for little kids?
Well screw that because we found a much more kick ass use for them
other than having some little kid running around at 3 MPH.That kind
of shit is for pussies,I want some real speed in these beasts so one
night we stole a few jeeps,with the little kid still in it(lie),and
ripped all of the fucking gears out of it.Those gears hold back the
entire jeep so it runs like shit.Than we stole two more,actually some
old lady was throwing them out,and now we have the most kick ass racing
in the world today.Behold,Power
Wheels Racing,a new alternative for those who think racing is gay.The
wrecks you see here are real.We're going about 20-30 MPH in little fucking
pieces of plastic.I mean,what's more extreme than that?I beg you to
find something.
When you wreck riding on one of these you get "Fucked Up".Not
just fucked up,but really mangled.We originally had 4 drivers,but he
is dead now,don't believe me?I do't blame you because I'm making shit
up again.Hell I wrecked one of these beasts and I still have scars from
them,but that's ok because the chicks dig the scars.They ask what it
is and I tell them I got them from my racing career as a Power Wheels
Racer.They jump all over me and start making out with me as soon as
I say Power Wheels Racer.So I guess this article was just made to pimp
out the site I made.Yes,I made that site too.It's so fucking awesome
that I think you'll be jacking off to it in no time.
Oh yeah,I'll have a video of me jumping one of those beasts in the
next few days so keep an eye on it and sign the guestbook.Hos.
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