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For $2000 It Better Give Head

 

I Like to frequent the auction site eBay looking for some of the best deals on the planet. If you haven’t been to the site recently they have this brand new thing on there for the holidays. It basically gives you the product of the day and takes you to a list of the item that was listed. I’ve been looking into the PS3 for a while so when it was featured on eBays home page I checked it out. What I found was quite disturbing.

People are willing to pay over $2,000 for this system that costs $600 in the store. It’s insane how far people are willing to go to get this system. I bet there’s probably something wrong with them like the first batch of PS2s that was shipped out. Just check out this auction:

http://cgi.ebay.com/Sony-Playstation-3-System-Console-60GB-PreOrder-PS3_W0QQitemZ270053976686QQihZ017QQcategoryZ62054QQtcZphotoQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

That’s right, over $2,000 for a system that is being viewed as overpriced and not worth the money. In fact, I have actually had one hell of a hard time bringing in the money for one off the shelf because of college. Anyone willing to pay that much for one system is a complete retard.

Not only that, but what is it with these companies anymore? I don’t want to burn cds, listen to music, get a blow job or anything else from my PS3. I want to play some kick ass games. Heck, I would rather pay less money without the features. Heck, I don’t even need the ability to play PS1 games since I’m selling them all off anyways.

All I can say here is for all the hype these new systems are getting, they better be fucking awesome. I hope they are better than the Xbox 360, which is crappy. (On a side note when I played a demo of Madden 07 on the 360 the fucking thing had a slow frame rate and actually bogged down.)

Back to the retard who was paying over $2,000 for this system. He’s not the only one, there are literally dozens of systems being sold for more than $1,500 or so. Just check out eBay and do a search for Playstation 3. Not only that, but the Wii is also getting some pretty high bids, even though it has the dumbest looking controllers and all it’s top games have been given shitty ratings by GameSpot. Just look for yourself:

http://cgi.ebay.com/Nintendo-Wii-System-Preorder-LEGEND-OF-ZELDA_W0QQitemZ250049377307QQihZ015QQcategoryZ62054QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Although it’s not over $1,000 it’s still too much. I am going to wait in line to buy about 5 PS4s when they are made just so I can make $5,000 off eBay in profits. Dumbasses, gotta love em.

 

 

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