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Below is an exact replica of an essay I wrote on why I thought PSSA
testing is bad.For those of you who don't know what it is,I'll tell
you later.
Outline
Thesis:PSSA testing is bad because it's gay,it's gay and it's gay.
I. PSSA,suck-o-rama
A. Retarded People
B. Dipshits
C. Government bastards
II. It's Gay.
A. Gayness
B. Very Gay
C. It is gay
III. It's Gay.
A. Gayness
B. Very Gay
C. It is gay
IV. It's Gay.
A. Gayness
B. Very Gay
C. It is gay
V. Why so gay?
A. Jack nuts
B. Summary
C. Gayer than Rosie O' Donnell
Ok,so I didn't write any reports or essays on how these tests are surpremely
gay.Although I did say I would talk about what they are so I guess that's
what I need to do now.The PSSA tests are these bullshit tests that determine
how good our school is.The only problem:I only count as one person!Yes,I
am counted the exact same as any retard that is forced to take the test
that consists of 11th grade Math,reading,and writing skills.I know,that
should be fine considering my grade,but consider this.They give this
same exact test to the retards.I realize I call everyone in the school
retards,but this time I mean the actual retards.You know,the kind that
walk around with an adult because they might run out of school and into
traffic,which isn't a bad idea for about 89% of the school.That retarded
group is also taking up 20% of the entire school,so it's not I lie when
I say my school is retarded.
This makes myself and the entire school look like crap,not to mention
that these tests are about as useful as the ball sweat that I wiped
on your moms face.Seriously,these things are complete bullshit.Can you
imagine some mental kid trying to take this test?I can and I drew a
picture.
You see,this is a great travesty and these tests must be stopped.Preferably
in less then a week.
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