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Ok, so I have taken the time to compile a list of article rejects.
You know, those articles that seem like a kick ass idea at first, but
right when you are about to post them you realize how shitty it is and
reject it. Believe it or not, not everything I write is brilliant. Hell,
only a select few are brilliant, but that's really besides the point.
The point is to keep my site in a higher quality area I must be picky
which means not every article makes it. Hell, this article is about
to be rejected even as I type it out right now. Here's a list of some
ideas that were rejected and why they were.
My Interview With Me.
So this article didn't really work out too well. It turns out it was
a very boring and dull article that didn't deserve to be on there. Here
is a sample of how the interview went.:
"Me: So Epic, where do you come up with most of your article
ideas at?
Me: Well I come up with my articles in many different ways, but
I would say the most dominant way is by taking a dump. I just sit there
thinking about the site and it hits me like a rock. I come up with so
many different article ideas on the toilet."
Ok enough of that. I think you can see why that idea was scrapped.
How To Use Your Cell Phone.
It seemed to me like the perfect plan. I would borrow my friends phone
and think of ways to use it as I have done in my other articles about
How To... The only problem this time was that
A) The phone didn't work well as a coaster
B) I didn't have any ideas
C) My friend was pissed about the paintballs all over his new camera
phone.
The inevitable maddox article.
The most talked about subject on most rip off sites is none other than
the man himself... Maddox. However since most of my fans have no clue
who he is and since my site no longer meets the knock off style in my
book, I have no need for something like that. Not only that, but I couldn't
reduce myself to saying:
"Maddux is teh suxors lolerz."
Afterall, most rip off owners can't write worth shit. That is unless
you are listed under my friends list and have a rant site. Those are
the pros.
Scientific Proof Why Black People Like Chicken.
Lets be honest, they just do.
Why Most of My Articles Are Based On 5 Things.
I doubt any of you guys noticed, but most of the articles I write are
based on 5 different sections. For example when I make lists they always
have 5 or some dividend of 5. Honestly, it's because I get so damned
lazy midway into an article that I just give up. Also it has been said
that I use a template. Well to be honest with my readers, I do. It looks
like this:
"Insert Witty Title"
Insert a reason for writing article
Insert humorous story
Insert something that has nothing to do with the article
Insert picture(optional)
Insert the 5 part rant
Tell them you've gone too far and are ending the article.
Ok, so it's more of a guide than anything,but still. I know you thought
I came up with this stuff off the top of my head, sorry.
There you have it. Just a listing of my few rejected
articles. I have gone too far and I will end the article now. Thanks,
bye.
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