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Well I am on my 75th article and I am sure you don't give a shit,but
that means I will be reaching the magical number 100 pretty damn soon.
In light of this milestone for the site, and because I want to get some
promotion, I am going to run some sort of contest. You see I have my
own line of shirts which is going to be updated in the next few days
and I feel the need to give on away.
These shirts are being provided by Cafe Press, a cool shirt site, and
are white shirts with a logo on them. I will let you choose what design
you want to get. Anyway here's my deal for you. I want some sort of
free promotion in a place where people will notice my address. I don't
care if you have to break shit, paint on shit, or beat down kids to
do it. I want my web site address listed somewhere and anywhere in the
world. You guys have until I write my 100th article to submit any shit.
I want a high quality picture of the address and I want it to be in
a cool, funny, and highly visited area(You must be able to prove that
it's really where you say it is). The most creative way of promotion
will get to pick some free shirt off of my site. That's right, I want
you to go to risk going to jail for a free shirt you'll never wear.
I posted this so early because personally I don't really see that great
of a response, but if I could get some support here from my fans and
possibly some type of sponser in this I could make the awards a little
cooler. I really am curious to see who has some creative ways to promote
the site. I dont' even care if you like this site. Just put the address
somewhere where people will see it and if it's funny enough I will give
you shit.
I have created a new Inbox for all entries so please don't send any
to my other e-mail address. The address for the contest is contest@theepiczone.com.
I bet you never saw that simple address coming. So please give me a
hand and you can win some free shit.
Disclaimer:If your shit is destroyed by someone taking part in this
contest I am not responsible for any costs of damage.Thank you.
So hurry up and get me some promotion. Disclaimer 2:I know some people
will think I am selling out or some bullshit, but that's because you
guys are idiots. I find this funny as hell and it helps me in two ways,
I get rid of my shit and get promotion. So save it cocks.
Disclaimer 3: If you go to jail in the name of this shirt I am not
responsible. I am not bailing out anyone who causes damages via this
contest nor am I responsible for your poor judgement and/or getting
caught.
So get the hell out there and work your asses off for it.
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