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I spend a very small portion
of time looking around at various sites that are similar to mine.Some
may call them rip offs while others can go fuck themselves.Either way
all of these sites have one thing in common,they aren't quite as cool
or as funny as mine.I thought I would take some time to point out ten
of those sites and why they can only wish they were as cool as my site
is.Lets start this shit off.
1.If
You Don't Like it you're wrong.
If you'd take a look on the front page the creator of this shit pile
could save us a whole lot of trouble by taking his own advice and kill
himself.Who cares if all cool kids do it?I just want this piece of shit
to disappear off of the face of the internet.All this moron ever talks
about is how he's better than women,a sure sign that he don't get any
action,and people being communist.Which reminds me,how the hell can
you have a site about communist shit and not even mention Wal-Mart?A
sure sign this guy is full of shit.If some of the stuff were original
and not hosted by the shit named Tripod than this might stand a chance,but...no
it sucks.
2.Super
Dick Steaks Rad Page
The name just says it all.This page basically screams Epic Zone wannabe
in its content,which involves some cool things(not a lot,but oh well.)The
articles on this site almost rival my first ever article about Regis
Philbin,did I mention that one sucked nuts compared to my good shit?Anyway,thankfully
this guy has either stopped updating or really slowed down.I don't think
Angelfire could handle too much more of this shit.Bottomline,this guy
can only wish he could write articles like me.
3.Zero
Element 21
I'm glad I got rid of my .tk.They have some bullshit ad before they
take you to the actual site.In this case,the ad was more entertaining
than the site itself.This site revolves around a few short,poorly written
articles that really aren't all that funny.The only thing that was remotely
funny was the pictures.Even then they fall a little bit short of being
awesome.Hell,I think there are multiple writers,this isn't really too
important since they all write like dog shit anyhow.Just a note,there's
nothing funny about saying your article has no point and then throwing
in random shit,it just makes you look like a royal fucktard.Which in
case you don't know what a royal fucktard looks like let this be of
some help:
4.The
Worst Page in the Universe.
It's such an original page,that is if your idea of original is throwing
an already old layout onto a shitty Geoshits page and writing about
how your page sucks.If not,than I guess you're right.This page really
is the worst in the universe.Congradulations on showing just how stupid
one writer can be.
5.The
Phattest Page in the Universe.
Here's a reason to hate Geocities.Any page that has a title of "Incubus-The
Epitome of Awesome" tells you one thing...stay the hell away if
you know what's good for you.Come to think of it,don't click this link,it's
far too stupid to deserve a referal from my webpage.
I've reached the mid way point
and I'm ready to vomit.All of the pages you see on here were found by
using the Knockoff list found on MaddoxMania.I thought they could link
to some better shit than that,but I guess I was mistaken.For the last
5 I think I'll take a trip to the Best Fan Page in the Universe,which
happens to feature the EpicZone in the link listing,that must mean there's
totally sweet pages here right?Actually,no the Zone just makes them
look even shittier when compared.
6.Spiff
the Stupid Son Bitch Sucks(Ok,so a bit of a name change.)
Ok,I've finally found someone that writes longer articles worth reading,but
alas,not only has he stopped updating,but the articles are utter crap.I
love how he bitches about Martha Stewart,something that causes the Geoshit
ads to link to nothing other than Martha Stewart shit.Look now,I bet
there's a bunch of Martha Stewart links there.Way to show hatred for
a bitch,support her product...dumbass.I hope he never writes again.
7.The
Home of Your Internet God.
Despite the name,this site is actually some strong leverage for all
atheists in the world.Don't read this.The links are so big they fill
the page and this isn't worth the visit.Anyone that calls themself Anti-Chucken
is asking to be shunned by society.In fact I did a search on anti-chucken
to find out what it is and I found this picture.
8.The Bestest
Page on Earth.
Bestest?Please give me a break.Thankfully these guys were able to realize
how much they suck and they've stopped with the updating.Isn't that
the bestest idea in the universe?Maybe if more fuck faces would quit
updating their rip offs the world would be a better place.
9.The
Court of the Quipping Queen.
Ok,this was taken from a different place,but this site could use a lot
of my creative talent in order to fix it.I found a few articles from
this site listed on goarticles.com and I was basically thinking it would
be stupid to not include them.Where do I start?They're not funny,they
write like they have something jammed in their asses and they are flat
out stupid.More proof that Blogspot is a waste of bandwidth on the web.
10.Spaz
Farm
The best thing I found on this site was a link to Stanley Tuesday,whom
we all know kicks major ass.Other than that I guess I don't like Spazs.Maybe
it's because they write like shit.
Yeah,I kind of half assed the
last few,but that's ok.The bottomline is that you've seen a few pages
that beg to be more like mine in the sense that they all could use a
better writer,someone like me.If you own one of these sites please feel
free to complain on your site and don't forget to link them to the site
at theepiczone.com.That way they can go there and figure out why I have
room to talk about other sites like they're shit.Thanks for your time.
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