Yes that's right.Women wear
skirts not to look good,but instead to torture every man that says:
"Gee I'd like a piece of that ass." You see as everyone knows
all men have penises,or at least I hope so. When a guy sees these incredibly
sweet asses in really short skirts it sends a message and the patteren
goes like this: Ass===>Skirt===>Man's eye's===>Man's Brain===>Man's
Penis. This sends the signal for the mans little guy to stand to attention.
Now I know some of you people think this may be a little immature,but
honestly,it is really true. Women may think guys are sex craved animals,but
than again when you have sweet asses in pants that are about 3 sizes
too small men tend to take notice and it usually leads to some things
for all of mens little halves.The worst part of it all is that most
women that wear skirts don't actually want the penis they just want
to annoy the lower extremities of every man in the entire area.I mean
who can resist a women in a school girl outfit complete with a sexy
plaid skirt and tight white shirt with long white socks and those high
heels? Damn it,I'll be right back......
Ah,now that's better.Thinking about it is good enough,but I found some
of these really great pics.I swear there are comp screens everywhere
that are a little sticky when they see skirts like these....
You see,it's women with short
skirts that prevent guys from keeping it in their pants.Although I must
say if you think I'm complaining you're wrong.I am just making a point.
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