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When I first started this site
back in the early part of 2004 I did an article about Skirts:
The Torture of Men. Was this my best article? Not really, it may
have been at the time, but it certainly can not be considered the best
article unless you enjoy looking at the pictures I put on there. Of
course I have to admit they were pretty damn good pictures if I do say
so myself.
Now every month I like to check
up on the statistics of the Zone by going to something called my webalizer.
Anyone can view the stats on this site by going to theepiczone.com/webalizer.
Anyway, if you happen to scroll to the near bottom you will notice something
about my most popular search strings. Most months the most popular searches
are for the epic or the epic zone. However this month I just noticed
an incredible change.
People love their skirts. I
mean holy shit, the skirts page I wrote is getting over twice the hits
of any other rant on this entire site. Due to this extreme statistic
I had to ask myself a question, what is so amazing about the skirt?
So as with any topic I talk about I am going to make a list of what
is so awesome about skirts and I am also going to give the perverts
what they came for, pictures of women in hot short mini skirts. Although
whoever came looking for men in skirts, you can go to hell...and die...a
very horrible death...either that or go to Scotland. Regardless here
are some reasons people love short skirts. (Click on the pictures for
bigger view.)
 1.
They are easy to look up - When you're going up stairs you don't even
have to purposely look for it. A lot of times it's already there by
accident. I'm sure many of the people searching for this stuff would
not hesitate to seize the opportunity to look up going up a long flight
of stairs. Sometimes it's hard no to for men. After all, if you have
a women like this walking up the stairs I'm sure there are even some
women out there that wouldn't mind tagging that shit.
 2.
Easy Access - It's like the only thing stopping you from getting in
that is a thin layer of panties, that is if she even has any on. That's
why most women wear them to clubs, so they can get totally drunk and
than not have to worry about taking anything off when they go to fuck
some random guy who is probably carrying some sort of STD. Of course
what does that women care? The majority of people that go to the club
to get drunk and bang have something already so I guess it wouldn't
matter.
 3.
They can be blown up by wind - Skirts can be blown up by the wind or
vents anywhere. It probably feels good to have a nice little breeze
blowing up your cunt, but if it gets a little to strong that little
bastard can blow straight up in the air and show everyone in sight the
"goods".
4. Even if they look like crap
they are still good - Even if it's ugly as hell no one cares. It's still
short, it's still exposing a lot, and as long as the girl with it on
is hot no one even looks at the actual skirt anyway.
Those are the reasons people
love skirts so much. Not that anyone didn't know that already, I just
wanted to have more to this page than a bunch of pictures of girls in
skirts. Although I doubt anyone even read this article. They are looking
at the pictures, so without further ado...
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