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Winter Sucks

 

Well as most of you probably don't know, I live in Pennsylvania. The weather there is less than nice, in fact I would call it downright shitty. We get so much rain in the summer and than winter comes around and you guessed it... snow. It's everywhere, on the cars, on the roads, and it just makes everything a pain in the balls.

Sure maybe now and then I get off of school for it, but there's a catch. I have to make up the day anyway so big fucking deal that I got off. It's also kind of ironic that when we get this huge white out they make us stay home and than take away MLK day, the day for all black people. Maybe I'm the only one that sees the irony in that, hell maybe I'm the only site reader that knows what irony is.

Last rant I made was about women drivers. This time it's all drivers in general and how they all need to learn how to drive in the snow. I see either one of two extremes, people either

A) Drive about 20 when there are 9 flakes on the road.

B) Drive about 75 no matter how it is outside.

I can't stand how people insist on driving so slow or so fast in snow. On one hand it's not that bad that you have to go 10 MPH, but on the other hand it's not like a fucking raceway where you can fly 80 on either. People just flat out suck at driving in the snow. That's why I pay so much for car insurance, well that and because they're greedy bastards. Sometimes I wish I lived in Arizona, well maybe not. At least we have varying weather in PA. I'm sure Arizonas 5 day forcast is real fucking hard to make up.

Yeah that's about the Arizona forcast. We get a variety of stuff including rain, sleet, snow, shitty, and the always popular tornado warning.

However that's not the only reason winter is gay. As I said I may get off school for it,but there's another problem, when you do go to school the air conditioning is still running and the fucking school is about 50 inside. I am not going to learn anything when I am freezing my balls off. Not only that, but it's so hard to sleep in school whenever it's that cold inside. I almost feel bad for the little bastards who have swimming...almost. I can imagine how it is trying to swim in this cold school.

The only good thing about winter is the fact that you get free presents towards the beginning. Now that I think about it that would be in Fall so meh, winter sucks. That's all there is to it.

 

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