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Stairs,that's right I said
stairs.You know,those things you walk up and down to get to another
floor in a building?Yeah,I thought what the hell,why not write about
the good points of stairs and put it in an article of mine.In fact,why
not include the bad things and the downright ugly things about stairs.Where
did I come up with this idea?Who cares,this article will rock.
The Good
Ok,if there's one really kick
ass thing about stairs it would have to be that there you can get from
one floor to another without having to climb any gay ladders.Think of
how easy Donkey Kong would be if the bastard programmers had only included
a set of stairs.You could get that hammer much easier and then beat
the shit out of the donkey when you do it.That's what makes stairs really
awesome.
Another good thing would be
that I can stand directly at the bottom of the stairs in school and
I get a kick ass view.You know what I'm talking about.
Ok,so that's a bit nicer than what you'll see at the old school,but
I think you get my point.Hell even if you're at the top you can get
some pretty good clevage shots,so in that way stairs are pretty damned
sweet.
The Bad
You have to put effort into
climbing stairs.I mean what the fuck?I go to school to sleep,not to
get some exercise by climbing up a fleet of stairs three or four times
a day.When I am the CEO of my own company I sure as hell will be having
someone else running up and down stairs.They tire you out way to easy.Such
bullshit like that must go.
The Ugly
You know what sucks about the
stairs at school?When you walk up them your face is always right in
front of someones ass.I can't stand going up in the building only to
see some dudes ass sticking in my face because he's too retarded to
walk somewhat fast.There's also the thought of seeing up a skirt only
to find that the skirt is on a 300lb. fat bitch that looks like she
walked out of a prison cell.Also people could bust ass right in your
face and that would be downright sick.Although it's something I would
most certainly do if I had the chance.
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